Step the Mind

posted on 7 Dec 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of B.H.
Found in China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Feel carefully

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I can-can it?

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    I always step my watch.

    Never mind.

  4. algernon | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    Better than mind the gap

  5. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Because minds need stepping

  6. timmy | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    With Dr. Timothy Leary.

  7. iLock | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    Examples heads chopped… or minds stepped.

  8. iLock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    Climb the steps of Engrish education for a more learned mind.

  9. Ben | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    Actually their English, top to bottom, is fine – “Mind the step”. Their printing is 180 degrees off.

  10. GwydionM | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Step the Mind and Jog the Memory.

  11. ccY | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    What to do with the body and spirit then?

  12. coffeebot | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Foot the bill

  13. J-Luke | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Meanwhile in North Korea

  14. Chris | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    A mind is a terrible thing to step on.

  15. tadchem | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Because a mind is a terrible thing to step…

  16. tadchem | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently the whole ‘Dance Your Ph.D.” trend is catching on:
    http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2013/11/dance-your-ph.d.-finalists-announced
    https://www.facebook.com/DanceYourPhD

  17. Marum | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Look mate. I just changed my mind.

  18. Marum | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this something to do with; “All change comes from within”?

  19. Marum | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I Soviet Russia the people don’t mind the steppes.

  20. Stopchicks | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to step the mind before you can mind the step.

  21. Rt | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    I knew having a dominatrix as my meditation counselor was a bad idea

  22. jjhitt | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Step the Mind
    Mind the Gap
    Gap the Step
    Achieve Oneness.

  23. EffEff | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    The mind of a goose

  24. Droll not Troll | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    It’s OK, I intended to walk backwards anyway.

  25. Droll not Troll | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Cigarette my butt!

  26. Classic Steve | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    When I saw British signs saying, “Mind your head,” my mind reversed it immediately.

  27. Droll not Troll | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    I need to watch my wind.

  28. Fleur-de-Lis | 12:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    One small step for a mind, one big leap for mindkind.

  29. Peter | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    and Tea the Drink

  30. Droll not Troll | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you need more information, phone the building manager’s ring.

  31. Huu Yuu | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    I sign the read. I understand not do.

  32. Mr. Wrong | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Prick the finger. Crank the bite.

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    The sequel to Stomp the Yard takes place in the campus library.

  34. Tom P. | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Dlop the bass!

  35. Casey83 | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Step the mind and the rest will follow!

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