That’s the wrong kind of attaintion!

posted on 14 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

C’mon, guys, let’s go random somewhere else…

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Shouldn’t that be ‘exectoration’?

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 0  

    But ‘word’ is a four-letter word!

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Don’t show your taint on public property either

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    or: “Don’t show your ‘pubic property’ on public property.”

  5. Sparky | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    four four four four four four four.
    There, I said it and am not sorry.

  6. tarltarasa | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 38  Subtract rating 0  

    Snow White and the Seven Don’t

  7. DrLex | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 5  

    Sign. Fork. Lamp. Help. Word. Know. Bark. Felt. Lard. Spam. Blue. Foul. Boom. Left. Keep. Side. What. Suit. Case. City.

  8. J-Luke | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    Chuck Norris should be more considerate about the environment…

  9. DrLex | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 1  

    Can I random through park then?

  10. J-Luke | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I wasn’t expectorate much anyway…

  11. Estragon Helmer | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    But, ‘Don’t’, ‘four’, and ‘word’ are four-letter words!

  12. algernon | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Its my party and I’ll spit where I want to

  13. algernon | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    Don’t is a for letter word

  14. Tong | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not allowed to say the food is “GOOD”?! What?! In Shanghai, we can’t say anything is “GOOD”?!… or “NICE”?!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 2  

    – But Officer, I only said I lov – –
    – STOP!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, random the don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, with some donut and spam, don’t, don’t, don’t

    Spam!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like those ‘Don’t Commandments’

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 4  

    Can I chuck Norris?

  19. Marum | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Virescence is for they who find it easy being green.

  20. Marum | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    @Huu Yuu. “Taint” is the skin between a woman’s legs.

    ie. It taint c—, and it taint ar$3 either.

  21. Marum | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I note that they, have shanghaied English comprehensibility.

  22. Pasdrole | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    We don’t need no hateration…

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Just … Seven’t!

  24. Lora | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    Yes, I am quite sick of people saying how “random” everything is, along with “ironic” and “literally”.

  25. Stopchicks | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I literally think it’s ironic how people use “random” in non-random situations…but whatever.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    And don’t pit bread anywhere

  27. GwydionM | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Chucking garbage is only allowed where the virescence is already destroyed.

  28. Droll not Troll | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Attaint what you got, it’s what you do with it.

  29. Droll not Troll | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    If there’s enough garbage in Shanghai to be everywhere, they have a more serious problem.

  30. Big Fat Cat | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    In Chinese, one character is one word, so” Kung Hey Fat Choi” is prohibited in public.

  31. Peter (NT) | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Four-letter word? That is most peculiar . . .
    Since when did the Shanghai people adopt letters in their native tongue?

  32. Eggrish | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware the seven deadly don’ts.

    #7 Don’t say don’t.

  33. szk | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Don’t say “Don’t”!

  34. Droll not Troll | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    You can’t expectoration everywhere. Nobody expectorates the Spanish Inquisition!

  35. Larry/Martha Rippere | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    We need to preserve our virescence.

  36. Mr. Wrong | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    People are far too casual about their virescence these days. That God Shanghai is doing something about that.

  37. Jellychop | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    “Don’t random through street”

    Oh darn; I was hoping to quantum tunnel my way across town.

  38. Peter | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    If virescence lasts longer than four hours, see a doctor!

  39. JimS | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Coincidentally, these are the exact rules I live by.

  40. JimS | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    “four-letter word” … HA!

  41. Biff the Understudy | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I pseudo-random through street?

  42. K. Haskins | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock:

    (“Can I chuck Norris?”)

    Sure, but please chuck Chuck Norris too, while you’re at it!

  43. Filboid | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What?? “Don’t smorking in pubic concurse” Where am I suppose smorking, then?

  44. sirpaulfan | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So I can’t expectate or chuck garbage EVERYWHERE; I’ll just do it in that little spot over there.

  45. Robert C | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No! No! Not the virescence.

  46. KribyMairo12354 | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Four letter words not allowed? I Defy thee!
    Damn, Hams, Stop, Star, Rats, Four, Word, Dump, Crap (e.t.c.)….

  47. Nitsua | 10:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Expectorate is spit, so the first one is telling you not to spit all over the place. That’s the only one which makes any sense at all.

  48. Shirley Manson | 7:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *Dejectedly lowers spork*

  49. niiatsrce | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you become abnormally green, STAY THAT WAY!

  50. Jokerswild | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess ‘work’ is out of the question in Shanghai.

  51. dresib | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We are having to be careful not to use any words containing a number of letters amounting to three and one added together.

  52. Long Tom | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How is profanity described in Chinese?

  53. Myself | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Expectoration: to discharge matter from the throat or lungs by coughing or hawking and spitting, according to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.

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