You see what we did to the turkeys…

posted on 1 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ted S.
Found in China. 

26 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Or a black pudding

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Lets face it they’re all fowls

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    Without blood it’s called ‘Duck Surprise’

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |

    – Mommy, I don’t like duck.
    – Well, if you don’t like duck, you’re rather stuck!

  5. jjhitt | 5:22 am |

    Chicken farmers: They could be anywhere.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 6:00 am |

    The wife of the restaurant owner is a chicken farmer.

  7. jjhitt | 6:10 am |

    “Well, Clarice, have the ducks stopped screaming?”

  8. Frank Burns | 6:14 am |

    Those chicken farmers always back down from a fight.

  9. DrLex | 6:54 am |

    Is this the movie poster for The Beijing Chainsaw Duck Massacre?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:37 am |

    – Don’t be afraid, honey. If you see a chicken farmer, just duck!

  11. J-Luke | 7:56 am |

    Chicken farmers aren’t scary; just remember to bring enough garlic and silver bullits when you visit them at night…

  12. Classic Steve | 8:00 am |

    I can smell your fear. It smells delicious.

  13. Lora | 8:42 am |

    They say chicken soup is good for a cold, but I’ll bet the chicken didn’t think so!

  14. Ben | 8:50 am |

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because he was afraid of the bloody farmer.

  15. Marum | 9:15 am |

    Well I’ll be ducked.

  16. Marum | 9:36 am |

    I’ll have duck ‘n vegetables thanks.

  17. Marum | 9:37 am |

    Sorry Sir. You’ll have duck ‘n blood, or you can go to the far canal.

  18. Marum | 9:45 am |

    The death of one duck is a tragedy.

    The death of a million ducks is a statistic.

    Quote: Bashir Duck.

  19. Droll not Troll | 10:32 am |

    Their fear of duck blood is so great that, at the first sign, the chicken farmers will get the flock out of there!

  20. Huu Yuu | 1:35 pm |

    Old McDonald tortures ducks EIEIO
    With some duck blood here, duck blood there, here a duck blood, there a duck blood, everywhere a duck blood
    Old McDonald makes ducks scream: EIEIO

  21. Droll not Troll | 1:45 pm |

    “The fear of the chicken farmers hung in the air like duck blood.”
    -from the first draft of Steven King’s latest novel.

  22. tadchem | 3:18 am |

    Ya wanna pluck?

  23. Marum | 8:26 am |

    Customer: Waiter. I have a Golden Shower.

    Waiter: Yes Sir!

    Customer: Stop that you imbecile! I was specifying the breed of duck I wanted.

  24. Lollerskate | 10:14 am |

    Enter DuckBlood, the most brutal lord of the poultry mafia.

  25. iLock | 5:24 pm |

    Peaceful like chicken feet.
    Fearful like duck blood.
    It all makes sense now…

  26. Teal Glue | 8:33 pm |

    Beware of duck-bloodthirsty vampire chicken farmers!

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