Almost as good as the spicy harp amplifier noodle salad…

posted on 11 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Julie Rice.
Found in Michigan Myanmar restaurant. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! This cello phone has no touch!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Random word salad. Take a bunch of random words and throw them together to make something that is equally random.

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Has a nice sting in its bow too.

  4. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Son not for phone sex then

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Mmmm … Apple!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available:

    Mobile phone salad to go
    (Yum Sam Sung)

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you like Spicy Cello Phone Noodle Salad, Yum Won Sam I Am?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    – Did you call the waiter?
    – No, I called the Salad.

  9. Ben | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Pairs well with the sea bass (via Bluetooth).

  10. Stopchicks | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    It’s trying to say “cellophane noodle.” I didn’t even know about cellophane noodles until I just googled them right now. Cellophane actually sounds equally unappetizing.

  11. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t get too excited. It’s just a feature item.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Play It Again, Sam!

  13. jjhitt | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop fiddling with your phone!

  14. Marum | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A Phone Quartet = Handset #!; Handset #2; Naughty Viola: Spicy Cello.

  15. Marum | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Yum won Sam.
    Then they got married, And raised lots of little restaurants. And lived happily ever after.

  16. Marum | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    @Algernon. If you have too much phone-sex, all your boys may grow up to be receivers.

  17. Marum | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    It may be a “family restaurant”, but making mad love to your lady on the table after dinner, is considerably frowned upon.

  18. Stopchicks | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Check out my new ringtone…It’s just some guy noodlin’ on a cello.

  19. Droll not Troll | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the iPad Thai instead.

  20. Droll not Troll | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The Cello Phone is the instrument for which Wagner wrote his Ring Cycle.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo Yo Ma’s favorite appetizer!

  22. Filboid | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s always room for Cello.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Honey, don’t play salad with mouth full of strings!

  24. K. Haskins | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all just silly mistake! CLEARLY, they meant to write either 1: “Spicy cellophane noodle salad”, OR
    2> “Spicy Jello …uh…Phone-in salad”…OR….!!
    ??
    Okay–I give up.
    o.0

  25. Marum | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Stopchicks. For Christ’s sake, don’t look up “Glass noodles” then

  26. Peter (NT) | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter . . . I’d rather have a bow of viola phone noodles.

  27. K. Haskins | 5:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Never mind all that! I just noticed that the photo directly above the menu looks *almost* exactly like the cover of the “Hotel California” album!! (the Eagles,1976) Love this craziness!!

  28. tadchem | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Spicy Cello, with Boulla Bass and a couple of Violence – and viola! a string quartet to seranade you at dinner.

  29. iLock | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oooh yum, I won sum a that!

  30. RocketCat | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll try the zesty ukelele tablet salad with the fried trombone garnish.

  31. bzbscot | 11:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you hear me now?

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