Almost as good as the spicy harp amplifier noodle salad…

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: 9   0  

   – Waiter! This cello phone has no touch!

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   Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: 7   2  

   Random word salad. Take a bunch of random words and throw them together to make something that is equally random.

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   algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: 6   0  

   Has a nice sting in its bow too.

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   algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: 5   2  

   Son not for phone sex then

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: 5   2  

   Mmmm … Apple!

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   Also available:

   Mobile phone salad to go
   (Yum Sam Sung)

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   Huu Yuu | 4:34 am |  Vote: 8   0  

   Do you like Spicy Cello Phone Noodle Salad, Yum Won Sam I Am?

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |  Vote: 12   0  

   – Did you call the waiter?
   – No, I called the Salad.

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   Ben | 6:39 am |  Vote: 10   1  

   Pairs well with the sea bass (via Bluetooth).

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    Stopchicks | 7:39 am |  Vote: 8   3  

    It’s trying to say “cellophane noodle.” I didn’t even know about cellophane noodles until I just googled them right now. Cellophane actually sounds equally unappetizing.

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    A Non-Y Mouse | 8:22 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Don’t get too excited. It’s just a feature item.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 8:33 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    Play It Again, Sam!

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    jjhitt | 9:06 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    Stop fiddling with your phone!

14. 

    Marum | 9:28 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    A Phone Quartet = Handset #!; Handset #2; Naughty Viola: Spicy Cello.

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    Marum | 9:33 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    Yum won Sam.
    Then they got married, And raised lots of little restaurants. And lived happily ever after.

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    Marum | 9:34 am |  Vote: 7   1  

    @Algernon. If you have too much phone-sex, all your boys may grow up to be receivers.

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    Marum | 9:36 am |  Vote: 4   1  

    It may be a “family restaurant”, but making mad love to your lady on the table after dinner, is considerably frowned upon.

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    Stopchicks | 10:13 am |  Vote: 9   2  

    Check out my new ringtone…It’s just some guy noodlin’ on a cello.

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    Droll not Troll | 10:27 am |  Vote: 12   0  

    I’ll have the iPad Thai instead.

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    Droll not Troll | 10:29 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    The Cello Phone is the instrument for which Wagner wrote his Ring Cycle.

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    Big Fat Cat | 1:29 pm |  Vote: 9   0  

    Yo Yo Ma’s favorite appetizer!

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    Filboid | 4:40 pm |  Vote: 8   0  

    There’s always room for Cello.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 2:37 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    – Honey, don’t play salad with mouth full of strings!

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    K. Haskins | 9:22 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    It’s all just silly mistake! CLEARLY, they meant to write either 1: “Spicy cellophane noodle salad”, OR
    2> “Spicy Jello …uh…Phone-in salad”…OR….!!
    ??
    Okay–I give up.
    o.0

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    Marum | 10:40 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    @Stopchicks. For Christ’s sake, don’t look up “Glass noodles” then

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    Peter (NT) | 11:51 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Waiter . . . I’d rather have a bow of viola phone noodles.

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    K. Haskins | 5:14 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Never mind all that! I just noticed that the photo directly above the menu looks *almost* exactly like the cover of the “Hotel California” album!! (the Eagles,1976) Love this craziness!!

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    tadchem | 8:14 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Spicy Cello, with Boulla Bass and a couple of Violence – and viola! a string quartet to seranade you at dinner.

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    iLock | 1:03 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Oooh yum, I won sum a that!

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    RocketCat | 4:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ll try the zesty ukelele tablet salad with the fried trombone garnish.

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    bzbscot | 11:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Can you hear me now?

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