Beauty Young Girls

posted on 15 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Toys

Call your doctor if vagrant thoughts last longer than 4 hours…

Photo courtesy of Derrick McCullough. 

45 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Let’s Mike with music!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    My foot is bi-infureated when I pressed the key equipment.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Careful the vagrant might be a Catholic Priest

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Mike better duck whenever this is used!

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Perhaps Mrs Palmer had something to say

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Deck the halls with boughs of jollifaction! Fa la la la la, la la la la.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    My hand design allow me to get intimate with myself 😛
    (terrible joke)

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Mike sings together. Beauty Young Girls play cello phone.

    I have vagrant thoughts.

  9. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    You will all be jollified and bifurcated. Resistance is footile!

  10. DrLex | 4:13 am |

    The designers of this toy must have been smoking something which caused them to become adjusted highly.

  11. GwydionM | 4:34 am |

    Mike is a vagrant with a loud voice.

  12. GwydionM | 4:34 am |

    They offer three kinds of uniqueness.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |

    Disneyphone’s ”Naughty from the East” is even better. It aims at Wang to sing in group voices separately and adapts up to 1.1 Meters of children!

  14. DrLex | 5:19 am |

    May adjust the volume. Or not. Quality control is overrated!

  15. jjhitt | 5:23 am |

    Watch out, Mike!

  16. jjhitt | 5:24 am |

    Childhood is a difficult time when you’re the different height child.

  17. jjhitt | 5:26 am |

    It’s been ages since I had a good jollification.

  18. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    I’m Willie The Wino and I approved these vagrant thoughts.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:43 am |

    – Mommy, look! Girl Mike!

  20. Stopchicks | 5:43 am |

    I got a new special foot bifurcation heavy distortion pressed key equipment for my Stratocaster.

  21. Frank Burns | 6:18 am |

    “We’re so pretty, oh so pretty Vagrant! And we don’t care.”

  22. Frank Burns | 6:19 am |

    Hey good looking, we’ll be back to pick you up later!

  23. Marum | 10:37 am |

    Girls sitting on Mike may get huge supplies.

  24. Marum | 10:38 am |

    Uniqueness is far more common now, than when I was a boy.

  25. Marum | 10:41 am |

    Karaoke!!

    I’m old enough to remember when they threw out singing drunks.

    NOW, THEY OSITIVELY ENCOUAGE THE MONGRELS!

  26. Marum | 10:42 am |

    “positively encourage” (coises)

  27. Droll not Troll | 10:45 am |

    I was a young girl singer like you, then I took a bifurcation to the foot.

  28. Marum | 10:45 am |

    47, 48, 49, 50! WOO HOO!!! JOLLIFICATION!!!

  29. Lollerskate | 10:46 am |

    Mike, May, Intimate and the Vagrant. Yes, wildest party of my life.

  30. Marum | 10:46 am |

    @DNT. I’ll bet you found the 12″ rivetting.

  31. Lollerskate | 10:48 am |

    Foot bifurcation? So our dichotomy opens the jollification!

  32. Marum | 11:00 am |

    Bifurcation can always be cured, by driving a tapered peg into the gap. 🙄

  33. Big Fat Cat | 12:38 pm |

    I can hear Snow White singing, ” I love the seven dwarves”/

  34. RT | 5:01 pm |

    1. aim at Mike
    2. ♪♫ let it go… ♪♫
    3. ???
    4. profit

  35. Someone1 | 8:47 pm |

    Intimate carrying the hand design.
    A belt at one’s side, probably used for whipping.
    Vagrant thoughts.

    Somehow I don’t think this is intended for children…

  36. PMT | 1:10 am |

    If Mike doesn’t fit, adopt a different-height child.

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:30 am |

    Foot Bifurcation = Process of changing Mike’s foot into a cat with two furs

  38. Jellychop | 3:40 am |

    Obvious “microphone” Disney font is vagrant knockoff of
    pirate young girls

  39. EffEff | 10:24 pm |

    Mr. Splitfoot used the foot bifurcator.

  40. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:33 pm |

    Background music includes the hit song “Thoughts of the Jolly Vagrant”

  41. Wax Frog | 11:28 am |

    Trenchcoat Dirty Old Men® – the vagrant thoughts along with creepy stare. Jollification party in pants!

  42. Juju | 4:09 pm |

    Jollificetion is actually a real word.

  43. bzbscot | 11:21 pm |

    Parental permission required for bifurcation; vagrant thoughts only for ages 12 and up.

  44. Axl Greece | 5:11 pm |

    This microphone is secretly Frederica Irving (Etrian Odyssey Untold reference)

  45. Axl Greece | 5:12 pm |

    ROCK THE MIC! ROCK THE MIC!

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