Both loud and fragrant…

posted on 13 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes.
Found on a menu in Bangkok, Thailand. 

33 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    My cello phane is crap even without crap

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    So the dog is telling you something

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Steaming barking chunky poo

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    At least it’s not barked with cat

  5. Tong | 4:27 am |

    This place looks pretty crappy, it must be the crap place!

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:54 am |

    The dog crapped on my spicy cello phone noodle salad, and now I am steaming mad because I stepped in it.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:04 am |

    In a lovely pet for you …

  8. jjhitt | 5:06 am |

    Woof!

  9. jjhitt | 5:07 am |

    How much is the crap with green sh*t?

  10. Ben | 5:56 am |

    He was dictating to an incompetent sign maker. What he actually said was, “Cellophane noodles barked with… Crap! I mean BAKED with cheese.”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:22 am |

    – Can I have an iPhane, please? I’m sick of cellos.

  12. Stopchicks | 6:38 am |

    Yeah, speaking of barking with crap? My mother-in-law called me on my cello phone noodle last night.

  13. PeeBee | 7:19 am |

    I thought the crap supplied its own steam.

  14. Biff the Understudy | 9:14 am |

    I’ll have a steaming pile of lunch, please.

  15. Droll not Troll | 10:26 am |

    Oh, I see the misprint. It should say “Cellophane poodles”.

  16. Droll not Troll | 10:36 am |

    Waiter! These noodles tried to hump my leg!

  17. DrLex | 1:47 pm |

    I think they are feeding their dog the wrong way.

  18. EffEff | 2:42 pm |

    It takes talent to make the cello bark.

  19. Silly Uncle Willy | 3:03 pm |

    Picture yourself on a boat on a river
    With cellophane noodles and marshmallow crap.

  20. Marum | 4:18 pm |

    Sounds like crap to me, too.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:38 pm |

    Would you like a second yelping?

  22. Bad noise | 4:51 pm |

    Actually, such thing as cellophane already exists. It’s what some transparent packages are made of.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:37 am |

    Mmmm … Fn!

  24. Droll not Troll | 10:17 am |

    Please curb your mea.

  25. Someone1 | 2:06 pm |

    In Soviet Thailand, crap barks at dog

  26. Stargazer143Orion | 2:23 pm |

    AnAAANNND. …(*singing*) You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Crapteraunt!
    (To the tune of “Alice’s Restaurant” by Arlo Guthrie)
    ;-}

  27. Marum | 3:27 pm |

    Did you say : “Don’t gulpa your mea”?

  28. Marum | 3:30 pm |

    Speaking of “barking crap”. We have a state election in Qld. this month.

  29. RT | 4:44 pm |

    what’s that, lassie? timmy took a number two?

  30. Willow | 2:23 pm |

    Ow crap!

  31. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:10 pm |

    That settles it. Next dog I get will be named Cellophane Noodles.

  32. Peter (NT) | 4:27 pm |

    or darked with crap?

  33. RocketCat | 8:35 am |

    They’re all bark and no crap

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