Come on, shred that ass…

posted on 17 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Adrianne Doering Curtis.
Found in Beijing, China. 

35 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Comes in bowels

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Not part of the Poo Poo Smoothies

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    The greens is a nice touch

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Mommy! Tommy is making food out of his poo again!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Mmmm … Roughie!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    Never sit on a shredder.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:33 am |

    Also never s#it on a shredder

  8. Tong | 4:59 am |

    The chef is a pain in the ass!

  9. Salome | 5:12 am |

    Stir fry rump steak.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |

    It comes with ass vegetables

  11. Jellychop | 5:20 am |

    “I’m gonna have your butt for breakfast!”

    I wonder if it’s like SPAM (Salted Pig Ass Meat).

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:51 am |

    – Waiter! There’s an asshole in my ass!

  13. jjhitt | 6:36 am |

    The perfect place to dine when you have meet an ass.

  14. Ben | 6:50 am |

    My boss’s favorite dish – he’s always chewing my ass out.

  15. EffEff | 8:14 am |

    Tastes like donkey….

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:50 am |

    – Would you like some documents with that?

  17. PeeBee | 10:26 am |

    That’s pretty cheap for a piece of ass.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 12:01 pm |

    Part of menu when you enter the Cannibalism Area

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:23 pm |

    I’ll pass. I think I know where that hand has been.

  20. alek | 12:25 pm |

    Now available in Cannibalism Area

  21. timmy | 12:54 pm |

    So that’s what happened to eeyore.

  22. GwydionM | 1:08 pm |

    Taken from contented donkeys

  23. Lora | 1:47 pm |

    I’d rather have the rump roast.

  24. Droll not Troll | 3:48 pm |

    Complain about the product and they’ll tear you a new one!

  25. Classic Steve | 5:38 pm |

    Short for “assorted”?

  26. szk | 10:42 pm |

    @Classic Steve

    No period or any way to tell that

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:09 am |

    – Waiter! When will I get my ass?
    – Ass soon ass is shredded, Sir.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:14 am |

    I want an ass hole, not shredded.

  29. Teal Glue | 11:59 am |

    …And that is why they made no more Shrek movies ever.

  30. Lollerskate | 8:23 pm |

    For dessert, I recommend the candy-ass.

  31. Marum | 1:09 pm |

    I may have wrecked a couple, but I have never seen one shredded like that before.

  32. Peter (NT) | 4:55 pm |

    Poor guys . . . they don’t know ‘donkey’

  33. TS | 11:40 pm |

    Will give you Ass-burgers Syndrome.

  34. Sean | 1:46 am |

    Also known as the Goatse Special.

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