For a light meal…

posted on 29 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Today’s spotlight…

Photo courtesy of Anand.
Menu from Chinese restaurant in Mongolia. 

37 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    This gives you an extra spicy jolt because it is still plugged in to the socket.

  2. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:02 am |

    With or without halogen sauce?

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Its electric thats why

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    Comes with flesh flies

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    The bright spot on the menu reflects that

  6. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Must be the hat

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    useful to eat this before someone puts a camera down into the stomach. It makes it easier to see what’s down there.

  8. jjhitt | 4:11 am |

    I just wanted a light snack.

  9. timmy | 4:11 am |

    I’ll have the shrimp lampura.

  10. jjhitt | 4:12 am |

    It’s watt you want.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    It’s flash fried.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    It’s the current special.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Served with candled yams.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |

    It comes with ‘Do me lamp’ switch

  15. nospeake | 5:51 am |

    Not the brightest dish on the menu

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:55 am |

    Can it plug and play?

  17. Frank Burns | 5:58 am |

    This chef has some bright ideas.

  18. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |

    “Let the midnight special, shine the light on me!”

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:13 am |

    – Is this meat lamp, chicken lamp or beef lamp?
    – It’s a table lamp, Sir.

  20. Stopchicks | 6:36 am |

    Mmm…I love lamp.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:59 am |

    – Waiter, this lamp is not fried. It works just fine!

  22. coffeebot | 9:02 am |

    Sorry I have to count my watts…

  23. Classic Steve | 9:12 am |

    For extra spice, try the lava lamp.

  24. Stargazer143Orion | 11:27 am |

    Motto: The restaurant where the chefs have a creative outlet.

  25. Lollerskate | 12:46 pm |

    Warning: May contain traces of Djinn.

  26. Peter (NT) | 12:52 pm |

    The perfect match for the Fresh Steamed Crap

  27. Biff the Understudy | 2:20 pm |

    (Homer Simpson voice) Mmmm… photons.

  28. TS | 2:41 pm |

    Sounds re-volt-ing.

  29. Garst | 8:26 pm |

    It’s very filament.

  30. Jellychop | 9:20 pm |

    Order the CFL if you like curly fries.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:26 am |

    Silence of the lamps, please

  32. EffEff | 8:39 am |

    @Biff the Understudy: I’d like to hear a plant say that.

  33. RocketCat | 4:29 pm |

    I’ll take the lamp chop and a side order of german-type sexual harrassment with some non-homo milk to drink. I’m on a diet.

  34. Tim Crow | 6:17 pm |

    Mongolian says “lamb rib roast.” That sounds less shady.

  35. mayuro | 12:13 pm |

    The meal to enlightment

  36. R | 10:44 pm |

    Ikea’s newest concept?

  37. Sean | 11:33 am |

    Incandescently delicious! It’ll leave you with a wonderful glow.

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