In a lovely pet for you

posted on 9 Jan 2015 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Jerry Reptak.
Found at Yoyogi Park, Tokyo, Japan. 

34 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    So where does one put the sh*t of the dog

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Just careful who you grope with that lead

  3. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    Weirdest translation of Revelations I’ve ever read.

  4. GwydionM | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not pasture your dog in the park.

    And do not hang the other troublesome dog.

  5. Salome | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    I need to go home to home to dispose of Fn.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The only thing I’m confused about is which home is which.

    Etc.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, look! The parrot of the cat of the dog!

  8. timmy | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    Oh, I get it, Nancy Pelosi is walking her dog in the pasture.

  9. JimS | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    Glad I only have the animal of the cat etc.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    In a lovely girl for you, the human of the woman etc. comes that it is scary but comes anyway.

  11. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    What lays in the park, stays in the park.

  12. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I got as far as “dragrope” and started having an urge to call the SPCA.

  13. Frank Burns | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    O.K., but what is that pink dog doing with it’s other paw?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Pets make me like this. Pets make me die.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    This is supposed to be read by the dogs… not you human beans.

  16. EffEff | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Dispose of function?

  17. Classic Steve | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    Fn? My copy of the Periodic Table of Elements must be out of date.

  18. EffEff | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @A Non-Y Mouse: The seven-headed dragon cooks the dog.

  19. Droll not Troll | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    … And we’ll have Fn, Fn, Fn ’till the owner throws the dog poop away.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ATTENTION: Please do not let it play only in a lovely pet for you

  21. Marum | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Australians have funny customs.

    Do you notice those people out walking in the early morning, wave aplastic bag full of dog $h1t at people, by way of a greeting, and smile and call out; “How are you?”

  22. Marum | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the Engrish: The dog has raised the wrong finger.

  23. Marum | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    My cat read this….Then it came over and bit me.

  24. Marum | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Tying your lover with the dragrope, or lead, works wonders too.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    If the dragrope doesn’t work, try the ball gag.

  26. Droll not Troll | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Does a bear sanitary in the park?

  27. Auntie | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Yoyogi Park is the main park in Tokyo. I wonder where this magnificent sign is? Amazed that something this garbled still exists in such a number one tourist spot. Ah, life is good! Can imagine flocks of people standing around laughing and trying to unravel this one!

  28. Sparky | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Smokey the Dog says only you can prevent park poop.

  29. Lora | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    If dog has rabies it becomes scary hated indeed.

  30. Wax Frog | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Has it been sock trained?

  31. Lollerskate | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, Yogi! “Let’s bear it in mind”!

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    On my way to garbage box I intended to take my house to my apartment but it throwing into the toilet.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Do not play park in dog

  34. Sean | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I did what it said and took my dog’s waste from home to home without throwing it to the restroom. Now my Neighborhood Watch committee wants me gone. I just can’t win here…

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