It’s whats for dinner…

posted on 10 Jan 2015 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Joel Murray.
Found at a buffet in China.
Supposed to say “food scraps”.  

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 2  

    ‘Fine Young Cannibals’ V.I.P. area

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Fine I’ll have am arm

  3. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Does it come with offal

  4. J-Luke | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t put your finger in there…

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    – Waiter! Can I balls?

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    People, it’s what’s for dinner.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Manufacturing area for Soylent Green.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Donner party!

  9. GwydionM | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch your back, or you might be the next item on the menu.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    – She’sburger with flies.
    – Wife or daughter, Sir?

  11. Tong | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Any kids meal?

  12. Frank Burns | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s the special at J. Dahmer”s Diner today.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    – Who’s for lunch, dear?

  14. jjhitt | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    You are what you eat.
    You eat what you are.

  15. jjhitt | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the Vegan burger.

  16. Chris | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, when i said “eat me,” I didn’t mean “eat me!”

  17. Chris | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Something something fava beans nice chianti

  18. Sparky | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll be a little late but keep an eye out for me.

  19. Sparky | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Do Cannibals refer to homeless people as Free Range?

  20. Big Fat Cat | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This was supposed to be the backup plan for Mr. Largo when he failed to kill James Bond in the shark pool.

  21. szk | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    AKA Soylent green

  22. Silly Uncle Willy | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, “does this taste funny to you?”

    I’m here till Friday. Try the veal. Thank you.

  23. Classic Steve | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    I knew parts of China were desperate, but…

  24. Lora | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    CANNIBAL MENU:
    *Baby back ribs
    *Lady Fingers
    *Baked human beans
    *Baked human kidneys and beans
    *Baked human kids’ knees and beans
    *Open face sandwich
    *Ceaser’s salad (now with 20% more Ceaser).

  25. Lora | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @jihitt: Maybe PETA had shown up at this restaurant launching a protest. And as the kids on You Can’t Do That On Television would say, “WHO DO YOU THINK’S IN THE BURGERS?”

  26. Droll not Troll | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The next sign along says “Here there be dragons”.

  27. Droll not Troll | 3:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    They also serve vegetarians… When they can get them.

  28. Droll not Troll | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Cannibalism is a detestable practice but sometimes de testibles are de best part.

  29. Molo | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please eat your meals omnivorously.

  30. iLock | 1:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Food scraps (it out with one another when really hungry)

  31. Lollerskate | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, the humanity!… For your dining pleasure tonight!

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste and meat our family!

  33. Marum | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    If I eat Vegans, can I get the benefits of being a vegetarian, as well as the benefits of being a meat-eater.

  34. EffEff | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Would the Omega Men count as being Vegan-friendly?

  35. Filboid | 4:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    mmmmm….Donner kebab!

  36. Filboid | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chefs here are just regular anthropophagi…

  37. Filboid | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Our restaurant eat-all-you-want. Eat your Phil!

  38. Peter (NT) | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pure honesty here from a nation with people eating one another

  39. HB | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, I’m your server, Happy Chu.

    Tonight we’re serving Dim Sum.

    Dim is fresh from Shanghai, and Sum is newly arrived from the provinces.

    Enjoy!

  40. tadchem | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A buffet in China, or the “Alferd G. Packer Memorial Grill” at the University of Colorado at Boulder?

  41. TS | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I never tasted a cannibal I didn’t like.

  42. olog-hai | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Good old Google Translate is still translating “cánshí” into “cannibalism”. We know where they’re getting that sign from now.

  43. RocketCat | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a strange meat burger with a soylent smoothie

  44. Sean | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This will be a common sight when zombies roam the earth.

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