Nothing ever happens here…

posted on 14 Jan 2015 in Chinglish

You’re wasting your time.

Photo courtesy of TSL.
Found in hotel room in Shenzhen, China.
Meant to say “Do not disturb” 

33 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    The boring button

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    I’d rather have a “Please don’t panic” button.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Even if I turn you on?

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    It doesn’t do anything

  5. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Careful not to push the wrong one

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Don’t do me button!

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:36 am |

    This button is very sensitive to personal space. Please do not bother it.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    Can I at least whatever?

  9. JimS | 5:08 am |

    Marvin the robot’s ON button.

  10. GwydionM | 5:16 am |

    Botherers should go to the Excessively Touching Room.

  11. DrLex | 5:17 am |

    We’re too lazy to change the broken light bulb.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:30 am |

    A dummy switch

  13. iLock | 5:41 am |

    You’ve already pushed me too much.

  14. jjhitt | 6:31 am |

    Turn me off.

  15. Stopchicks | 6:44 am |

    Rife is pointress.

  16. J-Luke | 6:50 am |

    Now that’s what I call a dim switch…

  17. Frank Burns | 6:53 am |

    This place has the most surly room service I’ve ever seen.

  18. Classic Steve | 8:48 am |

    I think this is supposed to be the switch for a light-up “Do Not Disturb” sign.

  19. Robert C | 9:22 am |

    Beats the “Easy” button all to heck.

  20. Droll not Troll | 10:19 am |

    Either way is OFF.

  21. Droll not Troll | 10:22 am |

    We didn’t pay the power bill again.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:39 am |

    Nihilistic switch?

  23. Droll not Troll | 11:48 am |

    It switches on the Mood Lighting, but you can already tell what kind of mood it’s in.

  24. coffeebot | 1:47 pm |

    No hope for the outlet either.

  25. Lora | 1:59 pm |

    I was going to make a caption but decided not to bother.

  26. Sparky | 2:58 pm |

    Don’t brother me.

  27. Marum | 3:31 pm |

    This switches on the Ennui Generator.

  28. Marum | 3:33 pm |

    I think my wife had one of these installed.

  29. EffEff | 10:26 pm |

    @JimS: Power supply for bipolar transistors?

  30. kemi242 | 12:59 pm |

    Please leave this switch alone!

  31. Peter (NT) | 4:29 pm |

    Funny thing they bothered to fix the switch there

  32. Sean | 1:57 am |

    This switch’s polarity has apparently gone from “manic” to “depressive”.

    (Apologies to anyone who has bipolar disorder.)

  33. Myself | 1:38 pm |

    Move along, nothing to see here…

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