Nothing ever happens here…

posted on 14 Jan 2015 in Chinglish

You’re wasting your time.

Photo courtesy of TSL.
Found in hotel room in Shenzhen, China.
Meant to say “Do not disturb” 

33 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The boring button

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather have a “Please don’t panic” button.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    Even if I turn you on?

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It doesn’t do anything

  5. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful not to push the wrong one

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    Don’t do me button!

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This button is very sensitive to personal space. Please do not bother it.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I at least whatever?

  9. JimS | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Marvin the robot’s ON button.

  10. GwydionM | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Botherers should go to the Excessively Touching Room.

  11. DrLex | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re too lazy to change the broken light bulb.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A dummy switch

  13. iLock | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve already pushed me too much.

  14. jjhitt | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Turn me off.

  15. Stopchicks | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Rife is pointress.

  16. J-Luke | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that’s what I call a dim switch…

  17. Frank Burns | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This place has the most surly room service I’ve ever seen.

  18. Classic Steve | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    I think this is supposed to be the switch for a light-up “Do Not Disturb” sign.

  19. Robert C | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beats the “Easy” button all to heck.

  20. Droll not Troll | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Either way is OFF.

  21. Droll not Troll | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    We didn’t pay the power bill again.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Nihilistic switch?

  23. Droll not Troll | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    It switches on the Mood Lighting, but you can already tell what kind of mood it’s in.

  24. coffeebot | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No hope for the outlet either.

  25. Lora | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I was going to make a caption but decided not to bother.

  26. Sparky | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t brother me.

  27. Marum | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This switches on the Ennui Generator.

  28. Marum | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I think my wife had one of these installed.

  29. EffEff | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @JimS: Power supply for bipolar transistors?

  30. kemi242 | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please leave this switch alone!

  31. Peter (NT) | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny thing they bothered to fix the switch there

  32. Sean | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This switch’s polarity has apparently gone from “manic” to “depressive”.

    (Apologies to anyone who has bipolar disorder.)

  33. Myself | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Move along, nothing to see here…

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