Room keys

posted on 31 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Damien Plumbridge.
Room key from hotel in Siem Reap, Cambodia.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    But I always hear ‘ka-blam!’

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are on a deserted island guest room, the natives called electricity will insist on the being the dominatrix, and will thrust while saying “ta da” in a slight voice.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 1  

    Sum Ting Queer here

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    That #2 in the instructions has the strangest chess instructions I have ever seen.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 1  

    When lodger goes queen, ‘he’ becomes ‘shi’

  6. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta be careful of those natives

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 2  

    Queen of 30 seconds? Even Henry VIII didn’t manage that!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder how many natives they rub together to make the electricity?

  9. alek | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    the customer is queen

  10. Jellychop | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Freddie Mercury slept here.

  11. iLock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Singing like Freddie Mercury disturb other guest.
    Too loud.
    Get out.

  12. timmy | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a queen outta my hat, ka-da!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Instruction!

    I am so sorry, You are my friends! for 31 seconds, that invariably involuntarily notunderstand with of nothing, electricity, The lodger the Queen, check queen, mate!

    Happy Ka da! *wings*

    Costumer

    PS: Who is shi?

  14. Stargazer143Orion | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    WTH? x infinity….
    I’m going to “close down” INvoluntarily….
    ((Sing to me, Freddy–please! A nice lullaby, perhaps….)) *whimper*

  15. Frank Burns | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If I’d had known it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have xxxxx my xxxx in the mashed potatoes.

  16. Sparky | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    3. To go to Main Menu, return to 1.

  17. jjhitt | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    “When lodger goes queen…” Oh, it one of THOSE places.

  18. jjhitt | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    ka da ka da ka da OH THRUST ME THRUST ME ka da ka da ka da.

  19. jjhitt | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    King for a Day. Queen for 30 seconds.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    3. Insert the key

  21. Chuck | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Pulling out of Cambodia is not as easy as it sounds.

  22. RocketCat | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the real life… Is this just fantasy? Using the natives to make electricity…

  23. Conventi | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The checks queen, sounds like my wife although she uses my credit card now for shopping…

  24. DrLex | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    This text inspires me to go creep up behind random people and whisper “ka da” in their ears.

  25. Dude | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    God Save the “ka da”!

  26. jjhitt | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Got thrust?

  27. Big Fat Cat | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Pol Pot wrote these instructions before he died.

  28. Brutus | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It sounds like you can only use this key for coming out… of your room. KA-DA!!

  29. Lora | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The queen shi has a lifespan of only 30 seconds, but she outlives all the worker shis who serve her.

  30. GwydionM | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Volunteer within 30 seconds. Or else.

  31. Lollerskate | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen in “How the lodger cured her majesty’s hysteria in less than 30 seconds”.

  32. Someone1 | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I certainly hear the “ka da”-voice, over and over. It’s my head throbbing in pain because I tried to make sense of the text.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Bohemian Rhapsody

  34. Marum | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes queen = It’s a “double adapter”!

  35. Marum | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    When we were Boy Scouts, my mate Gary and I used to generate lots of electricity, by rubbing two Girl Guides together.

  36. EffEff | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This reminds me of an earlier Engrish entry, “f— the empress.”

  37. Mr. Wrong | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    It ain’t over til the native whispers “ka da”.

  38. Mr. Wrong | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pitching to a niche market.

  39. Mr. Wrong | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ka da! This just ain’t your day.”

  40. Mr. Wrong | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And then I went on to make Sweatin’ to the Oldies.

  41. Marum | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And Fischer won in three moves.

  42. Peter (NT) | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    WHOSE voice?

  43. Canadian Lumberjack | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They misspelled “logger”

  44. Sean | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Yan Shi dynasty only lasted 30 seconds, as the queen closed it down voluntarily. However, it will be remembered for its technological contributions, particularly in employing thrusting natives to create electricity, and the “ka da!” ringtone.

  45. sirpaulfan | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t make me use my “ka da” voice!

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