Service staff

posted on 27 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

We are honest, however…

Photo courtesy of Pat Saengcharoen.
Found at Suvarnabhumi Airport in Bangkok, Thailand.

41 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    We aim to not please, so please do not aim too. And no bowel movements either.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    I see it is rude and unreasonable

  3. Salome | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Club Rude.

  4. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    The bowing is just for show

  5. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t be fooled by the smile, your all pigs

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Listen carefully so you know if they’re calling you “sir” or “cur”.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ll tell you where to go, even if you’re not lost.

  8. Tong | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    sawasdee ka!
    Suck what?!!!

  9. timmy | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Amen.

  10. timmy | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    “You wish to return something?”
    “This is how I will smash your family jewels.”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The polite staff looks like The Thing with piranha’s teeth and is armed with bombs and bazookas.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Looks like they are just going to crap their hands

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be Air Canada!

  14. JimS | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    They are cute, however, judging from the poster.

  15. Bad noise | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they look good.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I think she is saying “Guess what I have in my hands! Just how much I care about your problem.”

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Shark before serving!

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Eeexcelent!”

  19. GwydionM | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    We send them on special Anger Mismanagement cources

  20. GwydionM | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 2  

    “This is my estimate of the size of your dick, sir.”

  21. J-Luke | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like she’s preparing for a karate death chop…

  22. jjhitt | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    And a Nasty Nameste to you to.

  23. jjhitt | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Pressing the hands together is used as a respectful form of greeting, acknowledging and welcoming the spark of the divine in every person, even garbage like you.

  24. Chris | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Service with an insincere smile.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Call Center: 1-800-BITE-ME

  26. Lollerskate | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course. That’s the smile of someone plotting, waiting to laugh at your shortcomings.

  27. Marum | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    We will crush your nuts until they are this wide.

    Then you can mail them home, so they will be there when you get back.

  28. Marum | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    1. Oil hands.
    2. Rub part between them until firm.
    3. WOOO EEE!!

  29. Marum | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s Ok by me. I don’t mind if my lady talks dirty at the right time.

  30. Diddims | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “You’re ugly, unlovable, and you dress funny. Don’t like what I said? Tough shit; at least you can do something about the last one.”

  31. Frank Burns | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    But they are still MUCH BETTER than the TSA agents.

  32. Stargazer143Orion | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She in picture know: All men pigs!

  33. RT | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    that’s the smile of someone about to troll you

  34. Lora | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    She isn’t bowing, she’s pressing her fingertips together while evilly muttering “Exxxx-cellent” like Mr. Burns.

  35. iLock | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    My tented hands are not a respectful greeting, I’m about to
    get martial arty on your arse.

  36. Peter | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Pol Pot International Airport

  37. Mr. Wrong | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    How can I help you, you filthy white man?

  38. KribyMairo12354 | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What an evil looker

  39. Peter (NT) | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    The Star-Spangled Britain, anybody?

  40. Peter (NT) | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoops . . . sorry wrong post above.
    Thanks for being even more honest than me.

  41. Sean | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Truth in advertising.

    Her hands express that she’s presenting you with a lovely bouquet of all the f___s she has to give regarding your complaint.

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