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posted on 5 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Food so good you’ll lose your cool!

Photo courtesy of Rod Kenning.
Found in a Shanghai restaurant.  

39 captions

  1. SF | 4:13 am |

    Translator get sacked.

  2. algernon | 4:14 am |

    That’s why he gives the thumbs up

  3. algernon | 4:15 am |

    Perhaps it’s a serving suggestion

  4. DrLex | 4:15 am |

    Money back guarantee if satisfied instead.

  5. DrLex | 4:21 am |

    That’s not a thumbs up, it is a thumb smashed with a hammer.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    You must be unsatisfied!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    I was hungry. Now I get angry.

  8. J-Luke | 4:56 am |

    Others serve with a smile; we serve with a tennis racket.

  9. jjhitt | 5:04 am |

    I’ve had that before.

  10. jjhitt | 5:05 am |

    The problem is that an hour later your calm again.

  11. Huu Yuu | 5:06 am |

    The Incredible Hulk has his own brand of food?

  12. Huu Yuu | 5:07 am |

    The gas from the acid beans would make anyone angry. That has to hurt.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:12 am |

    Eating NO! Vomiting YES!

  14. GwydionM | 5:15 am |

    Customer not happy that food give him soar swollen thumb!
    We much surprised by this.

  15. GwydionM | 5:15 am |

    Customer not happy that food give him sore swollen thumb!
    We much surprised by this.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:21 am |

    The picture shows what happened to the customer when he got angry.

  17. jjhitt | 5:25 am |

    I wanted to try the acid beans, but the plate wouldn’t stop moving.

  18. Ben | 5:34 am |

    Customer tripping on the beans so raising thumb instead of middle finger.

  19. Tong | 6:01 am |

    Did you say you want to talk to my manager?!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:43 am |

    Well, we are just human beans …

  21. Frank Burns | 6:52 am |

    You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry! (And full of acid beans)

  22. Stopchicks | 7:04 am |

    Oh yeah, I’m angry. I like my dried turnip acid beans with *Canadian* bacon, not fried bacon!

  23. Sparky | 7:13 am |

    Don’t worry about your thumb. Everything is better with bacon.

  24. Droll not Troll | 8:05 am |

    That’s how food gets heated around here.

  25. Droll not Troll | 8:13 am |

    Customer insert thumb in manager, most painful!

  26. Classic Steve | 9:14 am |

    Well, when I look at this photo, I do see red….

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:16 am |

    Try also our daily specialties:

    Example head chopped
    Forbid strictlys the stay
    Say four-letter word
    Relieve the bowels
    Taste your family
    Confuse-a-chef
    Soil restaurant
    Step the mind
    Whatever
    Hear what do not understand in anything
    Have a throbbing Christmas and don’t have a rest in the whole year

  28. Lora | 9:49 am |

    Maybe costumer preferred bacon baked instead of fried.

  29. Jack | 11:53 am |

    This time, we don’t apologise for your incontinence.

  30. Jack | 11:57 am |

    Customer get angry, we get security.

  31. Marum | 2:43 pm |

    Customer think we know f— nothing.

    In fact we know f— all.

  32. Marum | 2:45 pm |

    Inserting thumb without sufficient lubricant, will make your eyes cross.

  33. Robert Coates | 4:49 pm |

    Must have been the acid beans.

  34. szk | 11:44 am |

    This must be made of customer returned food

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:41 pm |

    Customer get angry
    Customer get mad
    Give me the smallest tip
    that I ever had

  36. Wax Frog | 5:34 am |

    Damnit, I ordered alkaline beans! ALKALINE!!!

  37. Marum | 10:25 am |

    @A Non-Y Mouse. Brace yourself….Here comes the tip.

  38. RocketCat | 4:57 pm |

    The lethality of the acid beans is sure to cause a heated debate.

  39. Sean | 2:31 am |

    Don’t try the brown acid beans. It’ll fry your bacon and you’ll just end up angry. It’s not poison, though; they’re just bad beans. And the dried turnip’s no fun trip, either.

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