Creepy Chinese banks…

posted on 1 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Computer

Photo courtesy of Patrick.
ATM located in Chengdu City, Sichuan Province China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re looking at me?!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet China, you put money in the ATM. Big Brother is watching you.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is the HAL 9000 style image? Also, it can read your lips.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The bank with very impolite ATMs.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Press any key you go away …

  6. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    With square eyes

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I see what you did there…..

  8. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of holes in the walls

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Good. The weeping angels won’t be able to move.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    System saw what Chengdu, and it’s shocked!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a typo – it should say ‘starving’

  12. timmy | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    A withdrawl? I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.

  13. jjhitt | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Before I process your transaction: Are those real?

  14. Ben | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It better move its gaze up to my eyes or it’s going to be system of A down.

  15. Chuck | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a roll of twenties in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

  16. tadchem | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Is my neckline that low?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    SYSTEM IS STEALING. PLEASE WAI …

  18. Stargazer143Orion | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @: Seventy2rd o clock
    “There’s a typo – it should say ‘starving’”

    I agree; someone should send out for Chinglish.

  19. Marum | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Speak closer to the ashtray sir.

  20. Marum | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Ejaculating on the keyboard, will result in dishonourable discharge, being debited to your account.

  21. Marum | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    If you make love to your lady while she is sitting on the keyboard the computer will not be the only thing staring. Also all withdrawls will be cancelled

  22. Lollerskate | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Skynet may so begin.

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The inspiration for Big Data’s Dangerous.

  24. EffEff | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    China needs more feminists.

  25. Rt | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You want to withdraw $100? My calculations confirm that’ll be a $200 withdrawal fee.

  26. kemi242 | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Scary thing, due to the massive internet censorship in China, the system may be really staring at you.

  27. Someone1 | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cash machines are like hookers: you touch them in the right places, and then they pay you.

  28. Lora | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there something on my face?

  29. Chuck | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A Texan takes out money with drawl.

  30. Filboid | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Daisy…Daisy…

  31. Droll not Troll | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    The customer gave his name as Mike Hunt, and there seems to have been a misunderstanding.

  32. Stargazer143Orion | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The Mike Hunt thing was from “Porky’s”, wasn’t it? (I can’t remember, really, but I do remember laughing about it.

  33. Marum | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora Me I hope. :biggrin:

  34. Should be Akid, not Aikd | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *Five Nights at Freridys jumpscare*

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