Eel be back

posted on 9 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

It’s a slippery slope…

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant. 

39 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I’ll have the octopus instead

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Must be something in the water

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    My lives is full of eels

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Lives is addicted, and will soon die from it.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    My hovercraft is also addicted to the eel section

  6. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |

    They’re planning to base their whole next album on it.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    – Mommy, who is Kidney Cool?

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    At 34 yuan, it is also addicted to eel section pr0n.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    They misspelt Elvis.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    He gets a buzz from the electric ones.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    U JELLY?
    (a bad pun that UK residents may appreciate)

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    A nymphomaniac is addicted to the horn section.

  13. Tong | 4:58 am |

    The bloody eel was running around in the pot like a headless chicken!!!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am |

    We recommend the many human lives meel: Barbie grill in high heels. In fact, it’s veally good!

  15. jjhitt | 5:07 am |

    If you want eels, that’s your business.
    If you want to quit, that’s our business.
    We’re Anguilliformes Anonymous.

  16. GwydionM | 5:56 am |

    How does it feel
    To love an electric eel?
    And borrow anything you cannot steal?

  17. jjhitt | 5:58 am |

    “I can eel your pain.”

  18. Ben | 6:00 am |

    I love-a this dish! That’s a-moray!

  19. Big Fat Cat | 6:02 am |

    The restaurant keeps playing the song by Human League “Don’t you want me” over and over.

  20. Frank Burns | 6:28 am |

    C’mon! I’m jonesing real bad, give me some Moray!

  21. Stopchicks | 6:38 am |

    You must go to the Haddock Rehabeelitation Center.

  22. jjhitt | 6:54 am |

    My story is pretty simple. I started out sharing a few longnecks with friends on the weekends. Pretty soon I needed a conger first thing in the morning, just to function. My wife would find the morays I’d hidden around the house.

  23. Johnny Cache | 8:49 am |

    ♪ Gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to eels… ♫

  24. timmy | 8:57 am |

    @Ben
    Now that’s funny!

  25. Lora | 10:37 am |

    I rather cuddle with the cuttlefish than feel with the eel.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 12:24 pm |

    a.k.a. the eel meal deal

  27. Marum | 3:22 pm |

    ♫When an eel bites your heel,
    With those teeth made of steel,
    That’s a Moray♪

    (Sorry Dino)

  28. Marum | 3:24 pm |

    @Algernon. An octopus held up a Service Station (garage)

    A police spokesman said; The suspect was three foot tall, greyish, and very well armed.

  29. Ben | 3:37 pm |

    @Marum: …Lattices interfere and dark bands do appear, that’s a moiré…

  30. Marum | 4:05 pm |

    @Ben. Hahahaha. That is especially pertinent for me. For 19.5 years I was the Computer Engineer here in Brisse. for my company. I worked on Laser Typesetters. Vingettes, moire patterns, pixilisation of Artwork, etc. was part of my job. I started on the film-disk, tyesetters when typesetting changed from hot metal – Linotypes, Intertypes et al. 🙂

  31. Marum | 4:10 pm |

    Brisbane Courier Wail, Jan 21 2014.

    A young lady who was skinny-dipping was attacked by a six foot eel.

    A police spokesman said,; ” By the time the lifesavers rescued her, she was completely “done in”.

  32. Garst | 7:15 pm |

    I is so addicted!

  33. Ozayrica | 1:56 pm |

    Join the eels! We have cookies!!!

  34. Brian | 6:08 pm |

    It’s time to join Eel-Anon.

  35. BeadyEl | 3:12 pm |

    It’s tragic, really…

  36. mamat | 1:42 am |

    legalize eels plz!

  37. Sean | 9:48 am |

    “Eel Section Addiction” was Captain Beefheart’s proposed followup to 1969’s “Trout Mask Replica”.

  38. chaoticbaboosh | 6:47 am |

    notice : do not attempt to mate with the Eel , try the octopus instead .

  39. chaoticbaboosh | 6:47 am |

    hasta Eelvista

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