Especially at bedtime…

I love beer, 69, and ass-ign

Drink animals responsibly.

Let’s bear with beer!

I love getting drunk on bear as well.

I always start with one

That’s why they get hiccups all the time

@ algernon: An ass sign, just for you. (Y)

Gets to the heart of things doesn’t it

@ Drool not Troll: Darling I never thought you’d assk

Does a beer shot in the woods?

Don’t drink a bear under the influence of alcohol !

Goldilocks and the Three Beers is a whole different story. Afterwards, she found one guy who was too long, one who was too short, and one who was just right!

We don’t sell beer to Ursa Minors.

Of Coors!

I sleep with my Teddy Beer.

Is that Pedo Beer?

Whiskey’s too rough,
Champagne cost too much,
Vodka sets my mouth in gear.
I love beer, it makes me a jolly good toddler.

When you wake up with a furry tongue you know you had too much bear last night.

Mommy says I can’t have vodka until I turn 5.

She really is her daddy’s daughter…

Don’t forget your shirt, or you’ll leave a little bear behind.

This outfit should’ve been used in “The Landlord.”

Once you’ve had one bear, you will never look at a woman again.

I was a neglected child.

My parents used to rock me to sleep every night.

With real rocks!

especially made for the Bavarian child

Now bear with me, then have a beer with me.

Bear me!

We love beer, but we have to get one of the biggest kids in grade 6 to buy it for us.

Now sweetie, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

I’d say those were Wolverine’s baby clothes, but they’re the wrong color.

If this is beer, how does pizza look like then?

I’d rather stay bare . . . bare feet, bare hands and a bare body

@olog-hai: Maybe they are Deathstrike’s baby clothes?

I just can’t beer this Engrish.