Even the capers have a punch to them…

posted on 3 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Johan Sandberg.
Found at a restaurant in Beijing. 

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    swordfish salmon

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    salmon served with goatheads (puncture weed)

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t drive over it

  4. Tong | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Every time I have Sashimi I can’t breath, I must be allergic to Salmon.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    And the salmonella eats the body from inside

  6. algernon | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    So its more like a swordfish

  7. algernon | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I like a fish with a cutting edge

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The body defecates

  9. PeeBee | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Don’t run with that Salmon!

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! I wanted a salmon STEAK, not stake!

  11. pasdrole | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The salmon’s got a kick!

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The annual Bull Running in Spain is now hosted as Salmon Running in Beijing. As it is a new event, many were hospitalized from puncture and running over by salmon.

  13. Peter | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    And to think that, all this time, I have been trying to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring! Bring me my salmon!

  14. jjhitt | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks great. Go ahead and penetrate.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Also recommended:

    – Fast foot puts ingrowing toenail

    – The hedgehog turns off the cello phone

    – Chicken burger explodes the head

    – Weenie the Poo stares at you

    – French flies the crap

  16. Stopchicks | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    AKA, a “fishstick”

  17. timmy | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    A poem by Salmon Rushdie.

  18. Sparky | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Sam n Ella will get you every time.

  19. Marum | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s not salmon. It’s a Saw Fish.

  20. Marum | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    I don’t know about piercing the body. But. A couple of years ago in Cairns, in Sheridan Street, one wet night after midnight, a 2metre Crocodile came out of a stormwater drain. At the same time a motorist was driving down the road.

    When he saw the croc. He stopped and tooted the horn. This appeared to annoy the croc somewhat. It responded by biting his front tyre off.

    (Sheridan St is so low, in Cairns CBD area, that on the high tides the water is only a couple of inches below the grating)

  21. Marum | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    WGHAT!!! It costs 88 bucks to be f—-d by a Salmon???

  22. Stargazer143Orion | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 8:16 am : The poor animal was probably only trying to catch a ride. It wouldn’t have killed the driver to give him/her a lift.
    Well, it *could* have, but still…! ;-}

  23. Classic Steve | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re cross-breeding with blowfish just to get back at us.

  24. Marum | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    @Stargazer. You like bet?

    ♫ Never smile at a crocodile,
    Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin,
    He’s just thinking of how well you’ll fit within his skin♪

  25. Marum | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Well Bill Clinton is a sponsor for Save The Whales.

    But that doesn’t really count.

    Bill would be in favour of any species with a blowhole.

  26. J-Luke | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I get your point…

  27. Lollerskate | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Great for those with a “saw inside the cake” fetish…

  28. pmm | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    for those who are full of hot air.

  29. RT | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    and that’s why i’m all about dat bass… no trout

  30. Peter (NT) | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of the Carbonara Idea Powder.

  31. Jellychop | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a menu salvaged from the Nostromo.

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So this isn’t completely deboned, then?

  33. tadchem | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The octopus just oozes on through quickly.

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the lesser-known special attacks from Atari’s Food Fight.

  35. Marum | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Peter What did you say? I’m a little hard of herring.

  36. TS | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Salmon Omega-3D coming soon to a theatre near you?

  37. Mark | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    even if you take all the bones out?

  38. Airrider | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, it just goes right through me…

  39. Peter (NT) | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Why sashimi is also known as acupuncture.

  40. Lora | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know if she’ll actually puncture you, but Salmon Ella has a tendency to swim back upstream.

  41. Sean | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Before he passed away, Michael Jackson insisted on always having this dish for dinner every night while touring China. He loved it so much, he had planned to honor it in song with the unreleased track “Pierce My Body Right (Salmon, Salmon, Whoo!)”.

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