Even the capers have a punch to them…

posted on 3 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Johan Sandberg.
Found at a restaurant in Beijing. 

41 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    swordfish salmon

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    salmon served with goatheads (puncture weed)

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Just don’t drive over it

  4. Tong | 4:09 am |

    Every time I have Sashimi I can’t breath, I must be allergic to Salmon.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:22 am |

    And the salmonella eats the body from inside

  6. algernon | 4:35 am |

    So its more like a swordfish

  7. algernon | 4:35 am |

    I like a fish with a cutting edge

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    The body defecates

  9. PeeBee | 4:50 am |

    Hey! Don’t run with that Salmon!

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |

    Waiter! I wanted a salmon STEAK, not stake!

  11. pasdrole | 5:38 am |

    The salmon’s got a kick!

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:41 am |

    The annual Bull Running in Spain is now hosted as Salmon Running in Beijing. As it is a new event, many were hospitalized from puncture and running over by salmon.

  13. Peter | 5:43 am |

    And to think that, all this time, I have been trying to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring! Bring me my salmon!

  14. jjhitt | 5:50 am |

    It looks great. Go ahead and penetrate.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:26 am |

    Also recommended:

    – Fast foot puts ingrowing toenail

    – The hedgehog turns off the cello phone

    – Chicken burger explodes the head

    – Weenie the Poo stares at you

    – French flies the crap

  16. Stopchicks | 6:36 am |

    AKA, a “fishstick”

  17. timmy | 6:56 am |

    A poem by Salmon Rushdie.

  18. Sparky | 7:16 am |

    Sam n Ella will get you every time.

  19. Marum | 8:08 am |

    It’s not salmon. It’s a Saw Fish.

  20. Marum | 8:16 am |

    I don’t know about piercing the body. But. A couple of years ago in Cairns, in Sheridan Street, one wet night after midnight, a 2metre Crocodile came out of a stormwater drain. At the same time a motorist was driving down the road.

    When he saw the croc. He stopped and tooted the horn. This appeared to annoy the croc somewhat. It responded by biting his front tyre off.

    (Sheridan St is so low, in Cairns CBD area, that on the high tides the water is only a couple of inches below the grating)

  21. Marum | 8:17 am |

    WGHAT!!! It costs 88 bucks to be f—-d by a Salmon???

  22. Stargazer143Orion | 8:44 am |

    @Marum | 8:16 am : The poor animal was probably only trying to catch a ride. It wouldn’t have killed the driver to give him/her a lift.
    Well, it *could* have, but still…! ;-}

  23. Classic Steve | 8:54 am |

    They’re cross-breeding with blowfish just to get back at us.

  24. Marum | 8:58 am |

    @Stargazer. You like bet?

    ♫ Never smile at a crocodile,
    Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin,
    He’s just thinking of how well you’ll fit within his skin♪

  25. Marum | 9:00 am |

    Well Bill Clinton is a sponsor for Save The Whales.

    But that doesn’t really count.

    Bill would be in favour of any species with a blowhole.

  26. J-Luke | 9:48 am |

    I get your point…

  27. Lollerskate | 12:20 pm |

    Great for those with a “saw inside the cake” fetish…

  28. pmm | 2:16 pm |

    for those who are full of hot air.

  29. RT | 4:16 pm |

    and that’s why i’m all about dat bass… no trout

  30. Peter (NT) | 6:13 pm |

    Reminds me of the Carbonara Idea Powder.

  31. Jellychop | 6:24 pm |

    It’s a menu salvaged from the Nostromo.

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:33 pm |

    So this isn’t completely deboned, then?

  33. tadchem | 3:40 am |

    The octopus just oozes on through quickly.

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:03 am |

    One of the lesser-known special attacks from Atari’s Food Fight.

  35. Marum | 9:16 am |

    @Peter What did you say? I’m a little hard of herring.

  36. TS | 10:11 am |

    Salmon Omega-3D coming soon to a theatre near you?

  37. Mark | 2:41 pm |

    even if you take all the bones out?

  38. Airrider | 7:42 am |

    Man, it just goes right through me…

  39. Peter (NT) | 12:44 pm |

    Why sashimi is also known as acupuncture.

  40. Lora | 4:15 pm |

    I don’t know if she’ll actually puncture you, but Salmon Ella has a tendency to swim back upstream.

  41. Sean | 10:58 am |

    Before he passed away, Michael Jackson insisted on always having this dish for dinner every night while touring China. He loved it so much, he had planned to honor it in song with the unreleased track “Pierce My Body Right (Salmon, Salmon, Whoo!)”.

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