Hand picked

posted on 19 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Guaranteed wiped until the paper came clean.

Photo courtesy of JayShoe.
Menu found in Taiwan. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:14 am |

    Lorem Rectum …

  2. Robert C | 10:00 am |

    Just hope that yours has been selected.

  3. Filboid | 7:22 pm |

    Could I get a side order of bogroll with that, please? Err, I mean eggroll.

  4. Craig | 6:22 am |

    Apparently hog rectums are exported to the Far East:

    “Bung, his friend replied. It’s hog rectum. Rectum that would be sliced into rings, deep fried, and boom.”

    http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/transcript

  5. Marum | 12:08 pm |

    @Ben Thanks mate. We are two countries separated by a common language. 🙂

  6. Marum | 1:47 pm |

    @seventy 2rd

    Non gradus anus rodentus.

  7. Marum | 1:53 pm |

    @ sevent 2rd.
    I like the one ; The rectum is not above the grammarians.

    (Neither was Caesar) ie. Caesar non supra gramaticos.

    Or are you implying that the two are interchangeable. 😈

  8. Marum | 2:03 pm |

    Rectum ex machine = A—holes appearing by totally unexpected methods.

  9. Marum | 2:39 pm |

    Edit: ex machina.

  10. mike | 10:39 am |

    When you want only the finest piece of ass.

  11. Marco | 3:55 pm |

    Well at least it’s selected.

  12. Sean | 9:02 am |

    Served with dingleberry chutney, perhaps?

  13. Ben | 9:10 pm |

    Be honest, you’re really not that selective.

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