I don’t think he did it…

posted on 24 Feb 2015 in Menus

I guess I’ll cross the grapefruit off my list….

Photo courtesy of Dennis Kroger.
Found at Japanese buffet.
Japanese says: “Grapefruit Danish” 

40 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    It refuses to contain nuts

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    But the apricot doesn’t

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    The Grapefruits Who Say ‘No!’

  4. algernon | 4:09 am |

    But no grapefruit

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    And it will maintain its denial, cumquat may.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    When it heard the accusation, the grapefruit was pithed off!

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:40 am |

    Grapefruits denies that they contain flour, milk, egg, nuts because it would have to be a fruitcake to have that.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:43 am |

    grapefruits denies the lies that they dies.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:44 am |

    Grapefruits denies any connection to the graph in the net

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    The grapefruit wasn’t sure what the Japanese were charging it with because it only understood mandarin.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |

    At least contains accepts

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |

    Grapefruit denies that it contains flour, milk, eggs and nuts because it’s one smart cookie!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |

    It’s quite typical that grapefruits denies but that doesn’t necessary mean it does not contains nuts.

  14. jjhitt | 5:28 am |

    Grapefruit: Contains no grapefruit.

  15. jjhitt | 5:29 am |

    May contain nuts.
    NO! I DO NOT!

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:39 am |

    When the Grapefruit discovered it was Denies, it emigrates to Finland and becomes “Finished”

  17. Frank Burns | 6:01 am |

    The lettuce took the wrap.

  18. Stopchicks | 6:39 am |

    Rearrange the letters to Grapefruit N De Ies…more accurate.

  19. Classic Steve | 7:47 am |

    “NO FRUIT FOR YOU!”

  20. Chris | 8:06 am |

    Damned grapefruit deniers.

  21. TS | 9:08 am |

    Methinks the grapefruit doth protest too much.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:51 am |

    Grapefruits denies. Gropefruits erects.

  23. timmy | 10:46 am |

    Grapefruit denied, and people died.

  24. Frank Burns | 12:19 pm |

    YOU can’t handle the FRUIT!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:20 pm |

    Caption is denied at here!

  26. Biff the Understudy | 1:38 pm |

    Oh no, that means they’re going to trot out that tired old “97 doctors” meme.

  27. RT | 3:30 pm |

    did the grapefruit hire johnnie cochran?

  28. Filboid | 3:39 pm |

    If the citrus fits, you must acquits…

  29. Peter (NT) | 3:56 pm |

    Ok, bill also denied

  30. coffeebot | 6:17 pm |

    Does not contain grapefruits

  31. pasdrole | 7:40 pm |

    Your Honor, I plead the figs.

  32. iLock | 3:01 am |

    But we have video evidence of The Grapist breaking and entering…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGV8ju5NJBU

  33. Marum | 9:32 am |

    It’s gotta be Tony Abbot’s fault.

  34. Marum | 4:45 pm |

    Dura lex sed lex.

  35. Marum | 4:49 pm |

    If the climate keeps getting hotter, by 2050, all of the worlds capitol citruses, will be submerged by up to 4 feet of grapefruit.

  36. Mr. Wrong | 4:54 pm |

    Meanwhile unconfirmed reports allege that the pomelo has been receiving medical attention for grapenuts flakes.

  37. Marum | 10:16 am |

    Because of some of the immune-suppressant drgs I take I can no longer eat grapefruit. ;cry: I love grapefruit for brekkie.

  38. Jim | 7:17 am |

    The pineapple told me that the grapefruit lies.

  39. xxx360xxx | 7:09 am |

    behind the story of “The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck.

  40. iLock | 6:56 am |

    Mandarins speaks

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