Ling Long Body Sponge

posted on 12 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Angela Muir.
 Sponge bought in UK (made in China?)

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    Shower juice or branch water you pick

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember to wipe to wipeaway

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Show’er juice, then hang and dry!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it I don’t even

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Reco-mmended to use with our Long Dong Shower Ju-ice

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    This sponge would certainly be useful after a 69P. 😈

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    The last time I was abundant all over I needed a mop to clean it up!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Hu knows how Long an average Body Sponge really is …

  9. coffeebot | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Toequal fineand who-le branch water Valentines Day.

  10. GwydionM | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Ling Long and Plosper!

  11. GwydionM | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Wipe to wipeway with Doctor Who-le Body.

  12. jjhitt | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi! I’m Bud and I’m generally pleasant.

  13. jjhitt | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 2  

    “Abundant All Over” — in my country, we say “fat girl”.

  14. Huu Yuu | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Shower juice — I don’t even want to know what that is.

  15. DrLex | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu: I think the Japanese have a specific word for ‘shower juice’.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponge Bob, it’s you! You’ve been doing naughty things.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    – Ho Long, Ling Long?
    – So Long: ————- !

  18. Stopchicks | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t qui-ite unders-tand that who-le thing.

  19. Frank Burns | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Only if its fresh squeezed shower juice.

  20. Frank Burns | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Get a Ling Long for your ding dong, keep clean.

  21. TS | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    For cunning “ling”-uists with “long” tongues.

  22. Chris | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    @TS: As long as you’re not too fussy. Then you’d be an anal linguist.

  23. Marum | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    OH! I thought it was a >>>>>>>>>>>>> ? Never mind.

  24. Marum | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I had a “happy” last night, and even the sponge could not wipe the smile off my face in the morning.

  25. Filboid | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, I don’t know how to filexibly – I’ll just filealphabetically.

  26. Filboid | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Aaahhhh! …69p in the shower!! Does that include bath VAT?

  27. Lora | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Getting clean never sounded so dirty.

    Especially if you imagine the Engrish being spoken by someone while they’re using the sponge.

  28. Tom41 | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I always need a Warm Prompt before taking a shower, particularly when I forget the shower juice!

  29. timmy | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    My wife and I mixed branch water and shower juice, now we have a very pleasant son named Bud.

  30. Peter (NT) | 12:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Wa-rm pro-mpt:
    MA-DE IN CHI-NA.
    Use at you-r own ri-sk

  31. Geno | 12:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you use it on your Ling Long?

  32. sirpaulfan | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hyphenation: you’re doing it wrong.

  33. Biff the Understudy | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Ling Long, the witch is dead ♫

  34. iLock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the writer had way too much pleasant bud that day

  35. Sean | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ling Long the Bath Sponge is my favorite radio shock-jock.

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