Ling Long Body Sponge

posted on 12 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Angela Muir.
 Sponge bought in UK (made in China?)

35 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Shower juice or branch water you pick

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Remember to wipe to wipeaway

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Show’er juice, then hang and dry!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Is it I don’t even

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Reco-mmended to use with our Long Dong Shower Ju-ice

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    This sponge would certainly be useful after a 69P. 😈

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    The last time I was abundant all over I needed a mop to clean it up!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    Hu knows how Long an average Body Sponge really is …

  9. coffeebot | 4:42 am |

    Toequal fineand who-le branch water Valentines Day.

  10. GwydionM | 4:46 am |

    Ling Long and Plosper!

  11. GwydionM | 4:49 am |

    Wipe to wipeway with Doctor Who-le Body.

  12. jjhitt | 4:52 am |

    Hi! I’m Bud and I’m generally pleasant.

  13. jjhitt | 4:55 am |

    “Abundant All Over” — in my country, we say “fat girl”.

  14. Huu Yuu | 5:15 am |

    Shower juice — I don’t even want to know what that is.

  15. DrLex | 5:20 am |

    @Huu Yuu: I think the Japanese have a specific word for ‘shower juice’.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:23 am |

    Sponge Bob, it’s you! You’ve been doing naughty things.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |

    – Ho Long, Ling Long?
    – So Long: ————- !

  18. Stopchicks | 6:41 am |

    I didn’t qui-ite unders-tand that who-le thing.

  19. Frank Burns | 7:01 am |

    Only if its fresh squeezed shower juice.

  20. Frank Burns | 7:16 am |

    Get a Ling Long for your ding dong, keep clean.

  21. TS | 9:18 am |

    For cunning “ling”-uists with “long” tongues.

  22. Chris | 10:40 am |

    @TS: As long as you’re not too fussy. Then you’d be an anal linguist.

  23. Marum | 2:12 pm |

    OH! I thought it was a >>>>>>>>>>>>> ? Never mind.

  24. Marum | 2:48 pm |

    I had a “happy” last night, and even the sponge could not wipe the smile off my face in the morning.

  25. Filboid | 4:15 pm |

    Sorry, I don’t know how to filexibly – I’ll just filealphabetically.

  26. Filboid | 4:21 pm |

    Aaahhhh! …69p in the shower!! Does that include bath VAT?

  27. Lora | 4:29 pm |

    Getting clean never sounded so dirty.

    Especially if you imagine the Engrish being spoken by someone while they’re using the sponge.

  28. Tom41 | 4:30 pm |

    I always need a Warm Prompt before taking a shower, particularly when I forget the shower juice!

  29. timmy | 4:32 pm |

    My wife and I mixed branch water and shower juice, now we have a very pleasant son named Bud.

  30. Peter (NT) | 12:31 am |

    Wa-rm pro-mpt:
    MA-DE IN CHI-NA.
    Use at you-r own ri-sk

  31. Geno | 12:48 am |

    Can you use it on your Ling Long?

  32. sirpaulfan | 1:07 am |

    Hyphenation: you’re doing it wrong.

  33. Biff the Understudy | 7:56 am |

    ♫ Ling Long, the witch is dead ♫

  34. iLock | 5:52 am |

    I think the writer had way too much pleasant bud that day

  35. Sean | 9:26 am |

    Ling Long the Bath Sponge is my favorite radio shock-jock.

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