Not according to my gawyer…

posted on 21 Feb 2015 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Niki Ratana.
Shirt spotted in Laos. 

36 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Not unlike Lice Porterhouse

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    haption is cade at mere!

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Maybe Axaing

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    Nice smberella on the uhirt.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    It dogs, so you need a bumnelera

  6. coffeebot | 4:09 am |

    Haption Cere

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Legal & General?

  8. sirpaulfan | 4:13 am |

    Lenerally speaking, I prefer my shirts ilgegal.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    100% Not Cot

    – To nod bubble try
    – Bleh

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    Nobody expects the Laotian Transposition!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Colyester/potton. Do not cry dlean.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    Designed by ‘Jbmsjhcc’

  13. Salome | 5:44 am |

    Made in Gaos.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:16 am |

    Someone is gonna get sioxed of this one.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:23 am |

    Original:

    englishenglishenglishenglishenglishenglish

    Translation:

    jsgk

  16. WorrierPrincess | 6:30 am |

    Just came here for shirts and gegals.

  17. TV Critic | 6:57 am |

    You’re all wrong. This is a comedy duo, well known in Laos. Mr. Gegal is the shorter one, and Mr. Leneral is the taller one. Together, they are crazy funny.

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:54 am |

    So is this Chinglish or Jinglish?

  19. Stopchicks | 8:19 am |

    This shirt is cashionable and fhic.

  20. Sparky | 8:35 am |

    Lade in Mous.

  21. Angryeyes | 8:49 am |

    I can’t tell if this is Linglish or Ginglish…

  22. Big Fat Cat | 9:05 am |

    An unfortunate outcome from the widespread corruption in the ruling regime that led to the corruption of the translation server.

  23. jjhitt | 10:00 am |

    Looks gelit to me.

  24. Marum | 12:10 pm |

    @Sparky. I got laid in Maos.

  25. Marum | 12:19 pm |

    Three insurance companies merged and wanted a logo.
    One young clerk submitted a logo , consisting of three beds with a couple in each bed.
    When called upon to explain, he tendered the following advice.

    1. The first couple are married. This signifies the “Legal and General”.
    2. The second one is a prostitute. Thus; The “Commercial Union”.
    3. The third one is a mistress. Thus; The “Mercantile Mutual”..

  26. Marum | 12:39 pm |

    And I had a oxceptional ergasm.

  27. Classic Steve | 12:49 pm |

    I didn’t know that Rev. Spooner went to Laos.

  28. pmm | 3:39 pm |

    kegal and venereal

  29. algernon | 4:50 pm |

    @A Non-Y Mouse: It Lingrish

  30. pasdrole | 11:58 am |

    Endoled by the Umblerra Colpolation, Gegal Dept..

  31. Peter (NT) | 3:24 pm |

    Duh . . . and so is Fax Mactor.
    Just lo to Gaos someday and you’ll understand.

  32. Marum | 5:02 pm |

    @Peter. Did you hear that Helena Rubenstein got pregnant?

    It appears that Max Factor.

  33. SeanJohn | 9:08 am |

    Definitely some of the pictures wouldn’t be as funny withouth the titles. “not according to my gawyer” HAHAHAH great!

  34. xxx360xxx | 7:11 am |

    Sllegal
    Ipecial

  35. bzbscot | 11:43 pm |

    Tell it to the cudge in jourt.

  36. chaoticbaboosh | 9:24 am |

    gawyer aka a ”gay lawyer ”

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