Not according to my gawyer…

posted on 21 Feb 2015 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Niki Ratana.
Shirt spotted in Laos. 

36 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Not unlike Lice Porterhouse

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    haption is cade at mere!

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe Axaing

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice smberella on the uhirt.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It dogs, so you need a bumnelera

  6. coffeebot | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Haption Cere

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Legal & General?

  8. sirpaulfan | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Lenerally speaking, I prefer my shirts ilgegal.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    100% Not Cot

    – To nod bubble try
    – Bleh

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody expects the Laotian Transposition!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Colyester/potton. Do not cry dlean.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Designed by ‘Jbmsjhcc’

  13. Salome | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Made in Gaos.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone is gonna get sioxed of this one.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Original:

    englishenglishenglishenglishenglishenglish

    Translation:

    jsgk

  16. WorrierPrincess | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Just came here for shirts and gegals.

  17. TV Critic | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re all wrong. This is a comedy duo, well known in Laos. Mr. Gegal is the shorter one, and Mr. Leneral is the taller one. Together, they are crazy funny.

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So is this Chinglish or Jinglish?

  19. Stopchicks | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt is cashionable and fhic.

  20. Sparky | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Lade in Mous.

  21. Angryeyes | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t tell if this is Linglish or Ginglish…

  22. Big Fat Cat | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    An unfortunate outcome from the widespread corruption in the ruling regime that led to the corruption of the translation server.

  23. jjhitt | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks gelit to me.

  24. Marum | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Sparky. I got laid in Maos.

  25. Marum | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Three insurance companies merged and wanted a logo.
    One young clerk submitted a logo , consisting of three beds with a couple in each bed.
    When called upon to explain, he tendered the following advice.

    1. The first couple are married. This signifies the “Legal and General”.
    2. The second one is a prostitute. Thus; The “Commercial Union”.
    3. The third one is a mistress. Thus; The “Mercantile Mutual”..

  26. Marum | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    And I had a oxceptional ergasm.

  27. Classic Steve | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know that Rev. Spooner went to Laos.

  28. pmm | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    kegal and venereal

  29. algernon | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @A Non-Y Mouse: It Lingrish

  30. pasdrole | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Endoled by the Umblerra Colpolation, Gegal Dept..

  31. Peter (NT) | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Duh . . . and so is Fax Mactor.
    Just lo to Gaos someday and you’ll understand.

  32. Marum | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Peter. Did you hear that Helena Rubenstein got pregnant?

    It appears that Max Factor.

  33. SeanJohn | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Definitely some of the pictures wouldn’t be as funny withouth the titles. “not according to my gawyer” HAHAHAH great!

  34. xxx360xxx | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sllegal
    Ipecial

  35. bzbscot | 11:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tell it to the cudge in jourt.

  36. chaoticbaboosh | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    gawyer aka a ”gay lawyer ”

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