Please use in the restroom

posted on 2 Feb 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Santo Prattico.
Found in a Walmart in Shenzhen, China.

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Leather? Defecation? Sounds like bullsh#t to me!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    May I use your restroom? I need to decorate.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    In case it’s defective, please use a toilet pepper

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    No sh*t!

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    The defecate meterial gives the leather a nice brown color.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    *material

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Leather Cleaning Cream … the effective and efficient way to help you defecate.

  8. algernon | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    For that quality brown look

  9. algernon | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    A smell you’ll remember

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they misunderstood the term “butt leather”.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I use it regularly every time after I crap my hands.

  12. Tong | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The skin on your bottom is a bit rough. do you want some cream?

  13. Stargazer143Orion | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I take it the color samples are our options for what color of toilet seat we choose.

  14. jjhitt | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Your boots look like crap.
    (Just in time for Rodeo season.)

  15. J-Luke | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Laxatives these days surely are multifunctional.

  16. SF | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I ate a spoon of this stuff. Works as advertised.

  17. Frank Burns | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Endorsed by Mr. Hankey.

  18. szk | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes your poo like ribbons of leather

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Best after Turdsday

  20. Lollerskate | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The efficiency of an old-fashioned tannery in the comfort of your own home!

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    An absolute necessity if you have a leather-upholstered toilet seat.

  22. pasdrole | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I always clean my hide with hide!

  23. timmy | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s where they get naugahide from.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Especially effective and efficient functions for fried lamp skin

  25. Marum | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear eminent Sirs.

    I used your excellent “Feather Cleaning Cream” on my pet duck a week ago. It sunk like a stone, and has not yet resurfaced.

    I respectfully request a refund, and the replacement of my pet duck with a similar one.

    Respectfuly: Daisy.

  26. Marum | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Use this product, and you will soon be shipping bricks.

  27. Peter (NT) | 6:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that explains the odour and colour of leather (!!)

  28. Marum | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Timmy. What do they do with all the skinless Naugas?

  29. RocketCat | 3:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for ass cream!

  30. Tim | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Why use shampoo to clean your leather when use REAL Poo?

  31. Sean | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cream is not meant for your not naugahyde, but your bog-a-hide.

  32. Sean | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *strike the second “not” above.

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