Please use our special foam guitar lockers…

posted on 11 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Maria Galloway.
Found in Erawan National Park, Kanchanaburi, Thailand

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The foam guitar has real deep sound

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Banjos and ukuleles OK though

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I can abstain from alcohol, but I love consuming glass containers, foam, guitars, and pets too much.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Foam guitar is slightly more substantial than air guitar and comes in a spray can.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Foam the guitar
    2. Carefully fall into the waterfall

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I always use a shaving foam guitar

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Into the Waterfall? That must be a tune usually played on foam guitar.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Into the waterfall. At complete sentences.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    This is a waterFAIL sign.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd: The razor must be really useful for shredding.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG! Google tells me there really is such a thing as a foam guitar!

  12. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Soft drinks in paper cups & cans only; root beer must not have a head. Wind instruments and wild animals welcome.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m into captions, not into waterfalls

  14. jjhitt | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This really speaks to my Inner Waterfall.

  15. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Why shouldn’t there be foam guitars? What would you expect a rubber band to use?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: For shredding, it is highly recommended to use ass foam cello phone strings quartet.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I saw a long line of people from Alcohol Anonymous, beer drinkers, rock stars and pet abusers lining up to get into the waterfall.

  18. pasdrole | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    But please, witches, beanstalks, Cinderellas, and little Red Riding Hoods. Into the Woods.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: 😆

  20. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    In the event of an emergency, the guitar can be used as a floatation device. Just not here.

  21. timmy | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    my foam guitar gently weeps because of this sign.

  22. Stopchicks | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Waterfall, nothing can harm me at all,
    my worries seem so very small
    with my waterfall.
    (By some guy by the last name of Hendrix, whose guitar fortunately wasn’t a foam one. Although, at Monterey, a foam one probably would’ve gone up in flames more spectacularly.)

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t Drink Waterfall

  24. Biff the Understudy | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Foam guitar: slightly more substantial than air guitar. Ideal for rabies sufferers.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Don’t foam guitar or dog in park

  26. Marum | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    AWWW!!!
    I always wanted to surf the waterfall on my guitar.

  27. Marum | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Gentlemen!

    INTO THE WATERFALL!

    Prost!

    (What else could that three word sentence be, than an heroic toast)

  28. Marum | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Nicht werfen deine Flasche, uber der Wasserfall.

  29. Frank Burns | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Just say “No Hippies” if that’s what you want.

  30. coffeebot | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    …because air guitars were just too damn light

  31. Ozayrica | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Quick! Foam guitars into the waterfall!

  32. RT | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    and absolutely NO playing stairway to heaven!

  33. szk | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will be thrown over the waterfall

  34. Lora | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t go into waterfalls,
    Please stick to the foam guitars and pets that you’re used to…

  35. kioku | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t be a fool glass containers are not cool.

  36. Marum | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @szk. Why would one want to throw their vibrators into the waterfall?

  37. sirpaulfan | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But I was going to have foam guitar for dinner!

  38. sirpaulfan | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    .Marum | .
    Nicht werfen deine Flasche, uber der Wasserfall.

    Marum, nicht
    “Keine Flasche über (den) Wasserfall werfen”?

    Now watch, I bet you’re from Düsseldorf or something. I’ll shut up now.

  39. Marum | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @sir paulfan. Nein freund. Ich bin ein Australien. “den” and “dem” always confuse me. I was nearly going to type “den”, but the posting escaped before I could edit it.

    Sign on the back of the room’s door, in the hotel. “NICHT WERFEN DEINE FLASCHE AUS DEM FENSTER”. 😀

  40. Marum | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ach! Entschuldigen Sie mir. Mit vielem Dank für deine Hilfe.

    I welcome every little chance to practice my Deutsch.

  41. EffEff | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Foam guitar vs. my high school physics teacher’s cardboard guitar

  42. Sean | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Once more into the waterfall, dear friends. Just not with your alcohol glass containers, pets, or foam guitars.

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