Please use our special foam guitar lockers…

posted on 11 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Maria Galloway.
Found in Erawan National Park, Kanchanaburi, Thailand

42 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    The foam guitar has real deep sound

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Banjos and ukuleles OK though

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    I can abstain from alcohol, but I love consuming glass containers, foam, guitars, and pets too much.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    Foam guitar is slightly more substantial than air guitar and comes in a spray can.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    1. Foam the guitar
    2. Carefully fall into the waterfall

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    I always use a shaving foam guitar

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Into the Waterfall? That must be a tune usually played on foam guitar.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |

    Into the waterfall. At complete sentences.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |

    This is a waterFAIL sign.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    @72rd: The razor must be really useful for shredding.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    OMG! Google tells me there really is such a thing as a foam guitar!

  12. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:22 am |

    Soft drinks in paper cups & cans only; root beer must not have a head. Wind instruments and wild animals welcome.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    I’m into captions, not into waterfalls

  14. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    This really speaks to my Inner Waterfall.

  15. jjhitt | 5:15 am |

    Why shouldn’t there be foam guitars? What would you expect a rubber band to use?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |

    @ Droll not Troll: For shredding, it is highly recommended to use ass foam cello phone strings quartet.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:37 am |

    I saw a long line of people from Alcohol Anonymous, beer drinkers, rock stars and pet abusers lining up to get into the waterfall.

  18. pasdrole | 5:45 am |

    But please, witches, beanstalks, Cinderellas, and little Red Riding Hoods. Into the Woods.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:46 am |

    @jjhitt: 😆

  20. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |

    In the event of an emergency, the guitar can be used as a floatation device. Just not here.

  21. timmy | 6:28 am |

    my foam guitar gently weeps because of this sign.

  22. Stopchicks | 6:39 am |

    Waterfall, nothing can harm me at all,
    my worries seem so very small
    with my waterfall.
    (By some guy by the last name of Hendrix, whose guitar fortunately wasn’t a foam one. Although, at Monterey, a foam one probably would’ve gone up in flames more spectacularly.)

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:07 am |

    Don’t Drink Waterfall

  24. Biff the Understudy | 9:06 am |

    Foam guitar: slightly more substantial than air guitar. Ideal for rabies sufferers.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:31 am |

    WARNING: Don’t foam guitar or dog in park

  26. Marum | 9:58 am |

    AWWW!!!
    I always wanted to surf the waterfall on my guitar.

  27. Marum | 10:05 am |

    Gentlemen!

    INTO THE WATERFALL!

    Prost!

    (What else could that three word sentence be, than an heroic toast)

  28. Marum | 10:27 am |

    Nicht werfen deine Flasche, uber der Wasserfall.

  29. Frank Burns | 11:54 am |

    Just say “No Hippies” if that’s what you want.

  30. coffeebot | 12:41 pm |

    …because air guitars were just too damn light

  31. Ozayrica | 1:54 pm |

    Quick! Foam guitars into the waterfall!

  32. RT | 3:21 pm |

    and absolutely NO playing stairway to heaven!

  33. szk | 3:33 pm |

    Violators will be thrown over the waterfall

  34. Lora | 4:09 pm |

    Don’t go into waterfalls,
    Please stick to the foam guitars and pets that you’re used to…

  35. kioku | 1:23 pm |

    Don’t be a fool glass containers are not cool.

  36. Marum | 2:18 pm |

    @szk. Why would one want to throw their vibrators into the waterfall?

  37. sirpaulfan | 12:57 am |

    But I was going to have foam guitar for dinner!

  38. sirpaulfan | 1:05 am |

    .Marum | .
    Nicht werfen deine Flasche, uber der Wasserfall.

    Marum, nicht
    “Keine Flasche über (den) Wasserfall werfen”?

    Now watch, I bet you’re from Düsseldorf or something. I’ll shut up now.

  39. Marum | 9:26 am |

    @sir paulfan. Nein freund. Ich bin ein Australien. “den” and “dem” always confuse me. I was nearly going to type “den”, but the posting escaped before I could edit it.

    Sign on the back of the room’s door, in the hotel. “NICHT WERFEN DEINE FLASCHE AUS DEM FENSTER”. 😀

  40. Marum | 11:29 am |

    Ach! Entschuldigen Sie mir. Mit vielem Dank für deine Hilfe.

    I welcome every little chance to practice my Deutsch.

  41. EffEff | 10:40 pm |

    Foam guitar vs. my high school physics teacher’s cardboard guitar

  42. Sean | 9:32 am |

    Once more into the waterfall, dear friends. Just not with your alcohol glass containers, pets, or foam guitars.

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