Respect customer friend

posted on 17 Feb 2015 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Elaine Wood.
Found in China. 

38 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Bring Italy to China!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Quality dishes are quality.

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Italia, I thought we were in China

  4. algernon | 4:09 am |

    We strongest respected friend

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    Will this comment be approved grateful abound?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    I don’t want to dish the quality because I strongest wish it.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    I’m Grateful Abound and I approved these comments.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Our dedication is damp and salty.

  9. GwydionM | 4:17 am |

    Drop in the ocean and have a nice dedication

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    Hello! my friends!

    what

    I welcome your welcome, and what are you talking about. Caption is approved at here? respect, low price

    Your satisfaction customer friends,
    Dong Giuseppe

    PS: How can store dining? I can wish the fish dish!

  11. timmy | 4:39 am |

    Your satisfaction is we strongest wish !
    And we will never say “Screw the fish”!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |

    I would like to store dining. Does it need to be refrigerated when it’s stored?

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    Make me happy. I’m so hungry I don’t want to eat Italian, I want to eat italy!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    If-a you happy and you full, crap-a you hands!

  15. DrLex | 5:06 am |

    Today I feel only 78% Italy. But tomorrow, I will feel full Italy.

  16. jjhitt | 5:22 am |

    Toto, I don’t think we’re in Italy any more.

  17. jjhitt | 5:25 am |

    Would you like some quality with your quality, quality and quality?

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:25 am |

    Naturalizing a chinese into an italian requires a full stomach of spaghetti.

  19. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    The Naturalization Alfredo comes with a Green Card salad.

  20. DECMATH | 6:09 am |

    They promised me Italy and naturalization, but all I got was a drop in the ocean.

  21. J-Luke | 6:11 am |

    The industry usually leaves more than one drop in the ocean…

  22. J-Luke | 6:12 am |

    China: the Lampedusa of Asia.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:13 am |

    – Can it speak Chitalian?
    – Ye! I si!

  24. Stopchicks | 6:33 am |

    Mama Mia, that’s-a spicy rice ball!

  25. Big Fat Cat | 6:46 am |

    This shop is owned by Marco Polo.

  26. Classic Steve | 7:43 am |

    @Big Fat Cat: I think whoever wrote this sign was playing Marco Polo.

  27. Biff the Understudy | 7:50 am |

    Your translation is not we strongest ability.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:07 am |

    We strongest wish guaranteed – to respect your customer friend satisfaction, not the customer.

  29. Sparky | 8:46 am |

    Drop in the ocean, sorry no life boats.

  30. pasdrole | 9:49 am |

    Come in a guest, leave a naturalized citizen of Italy!

  31. EffEff | 12:40 pm |

    Make sure you happy and full of Italian food.
    – Sign at Italian restaurant in China

  32. Frank Burns | 12:59 pm |

    A customer friendship doesn’t last long.

  33. Mr. Wrong | 9:53 pm |

    Quality, quality, quality, quality, quality.
    Quality, quality, quality, quality, quality.
    Wonderful quality, wonderful quality.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 9:56 pm |

    That random word generator is a bit too random.

  35. Mr. Wrong | 9:57 pm |

    With enough exclamation marks, you too can become a naturalized Italian.

  36. sirpaulfan | 3:48 am |

    No thanks, I’ll just take half of Italy.

  37. Marum | 9:50 am |

    OK! Bend over.

  38. Marum | 9:55 am |

    (Australia relevant; Hep A cause by eating Nanas Frozen Berries)

    Look Chang! Please stop crapping in “Nanas Berries”.

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