Tragically hip food even TASTES snarky

posted on 10 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Yes, we use free range urban homesteader bok choi

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm … It explodes!

  2. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll live somewhere else then

  3. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Or bok choy with bamboo

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Spicy enough to set your arson fire!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    It has to be all vegetable because it’s….
    .
    ….. fruitless. 😎

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it also burn the translator? That wouldn’t be in vain.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    My heart beets for Engrish!

  8. JimS | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, the humanity!

  9. DrLex | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The suburb vegetable has an ample supply of antacids.

  10. jjhitt | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    The fortune cookie has the number of a good therapist.

  11. jjhitt | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Exploding with angst with every meaningless bite.

  12. Ben | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Burning the heart doesn’t work – you have to kill the head!!

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Thank God! They burned Richard The Lion Heart successfully.

  14. Frank Burns | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    “You probably think this dish is about you.”

  15. timmy | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst Valentines dinner ever.

  16. Huu Yuu | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Use the vain vegetable heart to burn down the entire ‘hood.

  17. Marum | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter; How did you find the steak sir.

    Diner: It was hiding under a bean.

  18. Marum | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Yes
    I imagine stuffing bamboo shoots up the eye of your d—, might smart a little.

  19. Biff the Understudy | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Cause everybody knows if you’re trying to kill suburban vampire veggies you have to pound a steak through their artichoke hearts.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The ass is shredded, the heart is burned … but hey, it’s done with vegetables!

  21. RT | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    looks like skynet’s running out of ideas for new prototype terminators to send back through time

  22. pasdrole | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But then it needs antidepressants.

  23. Mr. Wrong | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yore cheatin’ vegetable heart
    Will tell on you

  24. Lollerskate | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The suburb artichokes expired, you see. Sorry for the incontinence.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Fruit heart is barked at here!

  26. coffeebot | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    comes with bomboo

  27. Marum | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @timmy. No!
    St Valentine had a worse one….It was his last.

  28. Marum | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    @BFC

    Richard The Lionheart beheaded 2500 Muslim prisoners. I.S. has a little way to go yet, to catch up. 😈

  29. Ozayrica | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I sorry vegetable heart.

  30. Peter (NT) | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Word by word translation . . . white scalding countryside vegetable heart

  31. sirpaulfan | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t you just sauté it in some vain?

  32. Bill Posters | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t that a Beck song?

  33. Sean | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The 1972 Chinese bootleg album “Vain Burnt Suburban Vegetable Heart Blues” is a must-have for all Bob Dylan fans.

  34. Myself | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Sean @Bill Posters Actually, I believe it’s a bootleg version of Arcade Fire’s 2010 hit album “The Suburbs”. Just rearrange the statement a bit (maybe to “the suburb burns the kids’ hearts in vain”) and it could totally be a lyric off “The Suburbs”.

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