Xianmo has no friend

posted on 13 Feb 2015 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Eli Hornstein.
Found in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia.

39 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Hey, Xianmo! Go fry you face!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Potato silk makes very starchy clothes

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Add us on Facecook

  4. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Better than pigs cheeks

  5. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Looks like you can make silk from a potato

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Arrrr, go boil your bum!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Serving customers- you’re doing it wrong!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    You want face with that?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    – One pizza-face and one roadkill-face to go, please.

    .

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    Was this the face that launch’d a thousand chips?

  11. J-Luke | 4:59 am |

    I love the puffed cheeks…

  12. DrLex | 5:10 am |

    Also available in a do-it-yourself version where we simply place a deep fryer in front of you and you have to dip your own face into it.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |

    You’ll never fall for that apple-bobbing trick again!

  14. Frank Burns | 5:16 am |

    And later it’ll burn your a**.

  15. jjhitt | 5:24 am |

    They don’t get a lot of repeat customers.

  16. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    I can’t eat this, but Genghis Khan.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:34 am |

    – Nice to meat you, Sir.

  18. Stopchicks | 6:39 am |

    “The jungle is funny; it does strange things. I once saw a man try to eat his own head. Would’ve, too, if I hadn’t come along.”
    — Jungle Brad, in “The Lost Skeleton Returns Again”

  19. Classic Steve | 7:50 am |

    In Soviet Russia…er, Mongolia…

  20. Biff the Understudy | 7:57 am |

    Xianmo evidently works for the CIA

  21. Chris | 8:06 am |

    The translator lost face when his mistake was pointed out.

  22. Marum | 9:13 am |

    Silly boy! You’ve been starching the sheets again.

    No mum! It was the potato.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:20 am |

    – Face off, honey!

  24. pasdrole | 10:54 am |

    Keep talking! Did you see what happened to my friend Maria, the sun bride?

  25. Marum | 12:22 pm |

    Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

  26. Marum | 12:26 pm |

    Actually: Res melius evinissent cum Coca.

  27. Big Fat Cat | 1:06 pm |

    The Silk Road was called Potatoes Road before they started silk trading

  28. Biff the Understudy | 3:45 pm |

    That white powder I bought on Silk Road? Just potato starch, see?

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:55 pm |

    It’s really really hot, but don’t blow on it too hard.

  30. Tom41 | 5:12 pm |

    After frying your face, wipe it with potato silk.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:13 am |

    – Can I have some flies with that?
    – Of course. Just crap your hands and facepalm.

  32. Peter (NT) | 2:30 am |

    Waiter, let’s have a dish of sliced face with fresh-steamed crap.

  33. Emily | 3:49 am |

    The next dish is called “Explode Xianmo with you ears”

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    – Mommy! I don’t like my face!
    – Don’t talk with mouthful of yourself, honey.

  35. sirpaulfan | 3:09 pm |

    Xianmo fry you face? Oh, man, I saw that on The Shield!!!!

  36. Lollerskate | 3:54 pm |

    Seeing Fry fight? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MO-wait, who’s Xianmo?

  37. tai fu | 10:46 pm |

    After the test, you will be fried, and there will be cake.

  38. iLock | 10:35 pm |

    Ahh! Waiter, waiter, there’s a fry in my soup!

  39. Michael Jones | 2:18 pm |

    Booo eat you upp

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