…and drink tikets can be bought from the stretching machine.

posted on 12 Mar 2015 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Melissa Parent.
Found at Fujiko Highland amusement park. 

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I don’t think I’ll have the wild goose

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Bend where

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:08 am |

    @algernon: Ben Gay

  4. tadchem | 4:18 am |

    Futurama-land?

  5. iLock | 4:23 am |

    Don’t go on a bender on an empty stomach.

  6. jjhitt | 4:40 am |

    Save time. Take your meal directly to the compactor. Thank you.

  7. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    The card says Strawberry Cheese Cake, but they look like little rocks.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:47 am |

    Should be ” Please buy meal for ticks at the lending machine “

  9. Huu Yuu | 5:11 am |

    I am Bender. Please insert gider.

  10. Huu Yuu | 5:13 am |

    You want meal tiket? Get bent!

  11. Frank Burns | 5:14 am |

    “Kiss my shiny metal a__.”

  12. Huu Yuu | 5:19 am |

    Buy meal tiket at machine that tell you bend over and take it

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:21 am |

    Sounds like a bum deal to me.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |

    Bento box meals?

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |

    I’m down with that.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |

    @algernon: Brilliant first caption! 😆

  17. Jellychop | 5:48 am |

    I bought a meal tiket and all they gave me were pretzels.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:50 am |

    Gender bender?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |

    – Mommeee! Look, I’m bending … !

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 am |

    That’s what the said.

  21. Marum | 7:01 am |

    RACK ON!

  22. Marum | 7:03 am |

    The Highland Park?
    It’s all clear.

    Approved by: Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity.

  23. jjhitt | 7:51 am |

    Sorry. No Tickee. No Bendy.

  24. Marum | 8:05 am |

    @jjhitt.

    Comes with free puntas roccas.

  25. Marum | 8:20 am |

    Perdon hombre – sharp rocks

  26. Marum | 8:30 am |

    Actually: Rocas de fresa = strawberry rocks

  27. Sparky | 1:39 pm |

    The bending machine is where you find out the price of the tickets. Bend over!

  28. Lollerskate | 2:05 pm |

    Take advantage of this service while you can, in around a thousand years he shall give you nothing but offers for kissing shiny metal.

  29. RT | 2:16 pm |

    i’ll make my own bender, with blackjack and hookers! eh, forget the bender.

  30. timmy | 12:05 am |

    Happens every time I use Ticketmaster.

  31. WildaBeast | 12:21 pm |

    I tried to buy a meal ticket, but the bending machine just chugged a beer and told me to bite its shiny metal a**.

  32. Peter (NT) | 3:40 pm |

    Begetarian menus abailavle?

  33. Sirpaulfan | 12:13 pm |

    I have no yen for bending machine…do you take Canadian quarters?

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