…and drink tikets can be bought from the stretching machine.

posted on 12 Mar 2015 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Melissa Parent.
Found at Fujiko Highland amusement park. 

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think I’ll have the wild goose

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Bend where

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    @algernon: Ben Gay

  4. tadchem | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Futurama-land?

  5. iLock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t go on a bender on an empty stomach.

  6. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Save time. Take your meal directly to the compactor. Thank you.

  7. jjhitt | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The card says Strawberry Cheese Cake, but they look like little rocks.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Should be ” Please buy meal for ticks at the lending machine “

  9. Huu Yuu | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I am Bender. Please insert gider.

  10. Huu Yuu | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You want meal tiket? Get bent!

  11. Frank Burns | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “Kiss my shiny metal a__.”

  12. Huu Yuu | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy meal tiket at machine that tell you bend over and take it

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a bum deal to me.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Bento box meals?

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m down with that.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon: Brilliant first caption! 😆

  17. Jellychop | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I bought a meal tiket and all they gave me were pretzels.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Gender bender?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommeee! Look, I’m bending … !

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what the said.

  21. Marum | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    RACK ON!

  22. Marum | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Highland Park?
    It’s all clear.

    Approved by: Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity.

  23. jjhitt | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry. No Tickee. No Bendy.

  24. Marum | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt.

    Comes with free puntas roccas.

  25. Marum | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Perdon hombre – sharp rocks

  26. Marum | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually: Rocas de fresa = strawberry rocks

  27. Sparky | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The bending machine is where you find out the price of the tickets. Bend over!

  28. Lollerskate | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Take advantage of this service while you can, in around a thousand years he shall give you nothing but offers for kissing shiny metal.

  29. RT | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    i’ll make my own bender, with blackjack and hookers! eh, forget the bender.

  30. timmy | 12:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Happens every time I use Ticketmaster.

  31. WildaBeast | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried to buy a meal ticket, but the bending machine just chugged a beer and told me to bite its shiny metal a**.

  32. Peter (NT) | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Begetarian menus abailavle?

  33. Sirpaulfan | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have no yen for bending machine…do you take Canadian quarters?

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