But this is a trombone…

posted on 29 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Then you won’t mind this gong.

Photo courtesy of Rachel Hendricks Blunk.
Found in China.  

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Drums and saxaphone are OK though

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you stop the wind

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    What about trum pet?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, it usually spoils the whole orchestra.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    loud chanting of prayers using Engrish will be fined

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    if you donate ¥1,000, you can play Beethoven symphony No. 5 in the temple

  7. Ben | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And tubas are Right Out.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I Bohemian Rhapsody?

  9. PeeBee | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Then how am I supposed to toot my own horn?

  10. timmy | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Trumpet is for when biden
    is creeping on the nuns.

  11. Sparky | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No blowing in the temple.

  12. Stopchicks | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    Then the sixth angel blew his trumpet, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar before God, saying to the sixth angel who had the trumpet, “Geeze, you’re flat. You know what? From now on I’m putting a ban on trumpets. They’re annoying as hell. And I should know.” — Revelation 9:13-14. :)

  13. jjhitt | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Did they say Joe Biden was in there?

  14. Stopchicks | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ^ No, I think bagpipe is ol’ Joe’s instrument of choice. A great big huge one filled with a whole lot of hot air.

  15. Airrider | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Trumpets are for bidden, but the tuba’s sold at factory price.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    – But Officer, it’s just my cello phone!

  17. Big Fat Cat | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Trumpets are for Buddha in Temple.

  18. EffEff | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    What about the Falun Gong?

  19. Huu Yuu | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally a place where my accordion is allowed

  20. Lora | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I was going to do that *wah wah wahhh* sound with my trombone, but then I realized that was okay.

  21. Lora | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If “wah-wha-blah-blah” trombone sounds are acceptable, then this must be… Charlie’s Temple!

    You know, because of the sound the adults make in Charlie Brown’s cartoons? Good grief!

  22. Marum | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Pardon msieu, I ave a frnch horn

  23. Peter (NT) | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But the vio lin is per mitted, I suppose?

  24. Mark | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘damn, was a waste of money that excess baggage allowance

  25. RT | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s okay; my instrument goes to eleven, but it’s an electric guitar

  26. Marum | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    Aww! I was waiting for the Organ to start up, before I farted.

  27. TS | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No Miles Davis in the temple please!

  28. tadchem | 2:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Harps are OK, though.

  29. Biff the Understudy | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Here’s your trumpet, Mr. Vice President. I know how you love to blow your own horn.”

  30. coffeebot | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    sad elephant walks away…

  31. Droll not Troll | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They used to have a problem with organs in the temple until they tracked down their felonious monk.

  32. Marum | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT . Thelodius Monk??

  33. Marum | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably not. That’s sexaphones

  34. Marum | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    May I fiddle with my strumpet in the temple.

  35. sirpaulfan | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Trumpet is for bidding!

  36. xxx360xxx | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But everything else is all owed by me

  37. MrErgrishmandafith | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But officier I has a trimepit is that OK????

  38. The Dude | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How about butt trumpet? It could be silent, but deadly.

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