But this is a trombone…

posted on 29 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Then you won’t mind this gong.

Photo courtesy of Rachel Hendricks Blunk.
Found in China.  

38 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Drums and saxaphone are OK though

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    How do you stop the wind

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |

    What about trum pet?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |

    Yes, it usually spoils the whole orchestra.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 5:10 am |

    loud chanting of prayers using Engrish will be fined

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:15 am |

    if you donate ¥1,000, you can play Beethoven symphony No. 5 in the temple

  7. Ben | 5:35 am |

    And tubas are Right Out.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:58 am |

    Can I Bohemian Rhapsody?

  9. PeeBee | 5:59 am |

    Then how am I supposed to toot my own horn?

  10. timmy | 7:05 am |

    Trumpet is for when biden
    is creeping on the nuns.

  11. Sparky | 7:16 am |

    No blowing in the temple.

  12. Stopchicks | 7:24 am |

    Then the sixth angel blew his trumpet, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar before God, saying to the sixth angel who had the trumpet, “Geeze, you’re flat. You know what? From now on I’m putting a ban on trumpets. They’re annoying as hell. And I should know.” — Revelation 9:13-14. :)

  13. jjhitt | 7:30 am |

    Did they say Joe Biden was in there?

  14. Stopchicks | 7:48 am |

    ^ No, I think bagpipe is ol’ Joe’s instrument of choice. A great big huge one filled with a whole lot of hot air.

  15. Airrider | 8:15 am |

    Trumpets are for bidden, but the tuba’s sold at factory price.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:42 am |

    – But Officer, it’s just my cello phone!

  17. Big Fat Cat | 11:16 am |

    Trumpets are for Buddha in Temple.

  18. EffEff | 12:09 pm |

    What about the Falun Gong?

  19. Huu Yuu | 12:43 pm |

    Finally a place where my accordion is allowed

  20. Lora | 1:09 pm |

    I was going to do that *wah wah wahhh* sound with my trombone, but then I realized that was okay.

  21. Lora | 1:14 pm |

    If “wah-wha-blah-blah” trombone sounds are acceptable, then this must be… Charlie’s Temple!

    You know, because of the sound the adults make in Charlie Brown’s cartoons? Good grief!

  22. Marum | 2:41 pm |

    Pardon msieu, I ave a frnch horn

  23. Peter (NT) | 3:04 pm |

    But the vio lin is per mitted, I suppose?

  24. Mark | 3:39 pm |

    ‘damn, was a waste of money that excess baggage allowance

  25. RT | 4:00 pm |

    it’s okay; my instrument goes to eleven, but it’s an electric guitar

  26. Marum | 4:18 pm |

    Aww! I was waiting for the Organ to start up, before I farted.

  27. TS | 8:13 pm |

    No Miles Davis in the temple please!

  28. tadchem | 2:44 am |

    Harps are OK, though.

  29. Biff the Understudy | 8:11 am |

    “Here’s your trumpet, Mr. Vice President. I know how you love to blow your own horn.”

  30. coffeebot | 9:09 pm |

    sad elephant walks away…

  31. Droll not Troll | 10:16 pm |

    They used to have a problem with organs in the temple until they tracked down their felonious monk.

  32. Marum | 10:17 am |

    @DnT . Thelodius Monk??

  33. Marum | 2:37 pm |

    Probably not. That’s sexaphones

  34. Marum | 3:25 pm |

    May I fiddle with my strumpet in the temple.

  35. sirpaulfan | 3:20 am |

    Trumpet is for bidding!

  36. xxx360xxx | 6:31 am |

    But everything else is all owed by me

  37. MrErgrishmandafith | 5:11 pm |

    But officier I has a trimepit is that OK????

  38. The Dude | 9:14 am |

    How about butt trumpet? It could be silent, but deadly.

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