Don’t do it!

posted on 15 Mar 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Anja.
Found in a Hanoi, Vietnam restaurant.  

34 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 11:28 am |

    … You might fall in.

  2. Huu Yuu | 11:32 am |

    Is this a sign for kids who are starting to potty train?

  3. Huu Yuu | 11:36 am |

    Do not go swimming in the big toilet or you may end up being flushed, or feeling flushed.

  4. jjhitt | 11:41 am |

    I never really know how big it’s going to be.

  5. Huu Yuu | 11:51 am |

    … Use sidewalk instead

  6. jjhitt | 12:04 pm |

    And they say size doesn’t matter.

  7. Mineko Unabara | 12:45 pm |

    The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

  8. EffEff | 12:47 pm |

    Do not eat Big Toilet Beans.

  9. mike | 1:36 pm |

    I think they forgot a verb

  10. RT | 2:17 pm |

    good thing I lap swim!

  11. Lora | 3:19 pm |

    It must be The Flushinator from that Captain Underpants book!

  12. Droll not Troll | 3:19 pm |

    We don’t pee in your pool, please don’t swim in our toilet.

  13. Droll not Troll | 3:21 pm |

    You can do #1 or #2, but don’t do a #3!

  14. Droll not Troll | 3:23 pm |

    You’ll get a royal flush!

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:35 pm |

    We apologise for the convenience.

  16. timmy | 7:09 pm |

    Ok, but I really feel sorry for the person who has to clean the sink!

  17. coffeebot | 8:02 pm |

    Can I small urinal?

  18. Droll not Troll | 8:19 pm |

    If you do, urinal kinds of trouble!

  19. Droll not Troll | 9:45 pm |

    … or your ass is grass gross!

  20. Droll not Troll | 9:46 pm |

    The cleaner gets most Hanoi-ed.

  21. algernon | 11:39 pm |

    I like the little potty

  22. Lollerskate | 1:12 am |

    Even toilets can be classists.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:59 am |

    Can I small it?

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:04 am |

    OK, I’ll just door.

  25. DrLex | 5:32 am |

    Nobody can tell me where I should BIG TOILET or not.

  26. mofart | 6:50 am |

    Too beaucoup?

  27. Marum | 8:06 am |

    Or the bowel may overflow.

  28. Sirpaulfan | 12:01 pm |

    And no smalling shower, either!

  29. Mr. Wrong | 4:32 pm |

    Sorry, but if you’re going to let us westerners into your country, you’ll just have to put up with us bigging your toilets.

  30. Mr. Wrong | 4:34 pm |

    Then you’re going to have to put a little more cheese into your menu.

  31. Mr. Wrong | 4:34 pm |

    We’re just the big swinging e-coli of Wall Street.

  32. Airrider | 9:36 am |

    Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.

  33. MrErgrishmandafith | 5:15 pm |

    You must only tiny toylit

  34. Sean | 5:42 pm |

    WEEE-EEELL
    ::explosions::
    WELL IT’S A BIG TOILET
    IT’S A BIG BAD TOILET TONIGHT Y’ALL

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