Faith an Jesas

posted on 25 Mar 2015 in Bags/Packaging

Jus in time four Eastar.

Photo courtesy of Adrienne Lutz.
Cloth bag found for sale in Osaka, Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Looks a little neanderthal to me.

  2. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a target on your head or are you just pleased to see me

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    You mean Jesas Chrust?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want to go to Hull!

  5. iLock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the strange friend who was made in the ground?
    …Well he’s here now.

  6. jjhitt | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    This product made in a facility that processes nuts.

  7. iLock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Dour Faith.
    Sounds like a goth band name or something.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Written by the Devil?

  9. iLock | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I wondered why there’s an asterisk on his head, so I googled
    ‘asterisk neanderthal’ to see if I was missing something.
    I found this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp1JTqQS_8M

    The end is interesting…don’t get epilepsy!

    But maybe the asterisk is just to show you that he’s always
    making spelling mistakes…

  10. jjhitt | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Gould you, hould you jn a lox?
    With a kox?
    Gould you eat them jn a gar?

  11. jjhitt | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    And THAT is why I don’t use a Dvorak keyboard.

  12. jjhitt | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    We suddenly realized putting Kichiro in charge of Fire Safety Week had been a bad idea.

  13. jjhitt | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    I need this as a shirt. I have jury duty coming up.

  14. Sparky | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I think, in 10 years, hell’s gonna be the only place left where you can still smoke.

  15. Sparky | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to hell. Here’s your accordion.

  16. Bad noise | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Forunately, J’m not burning Jn The Flames.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    What if I worship Satin?

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Sparky | 5:32 am: On the up side, you’ll be smoking and you won’t even need cigarettes. 😉

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Braise the Lard!

  20. iLock | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    What a jdjot.

  21. Biff the Understudy | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m the Mayor of Nijmegen and I approved this cloth bag.

  22. EffEff | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Burning Jn the Calgary Flames

  23. Marum | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the Neanderthals invented Band Aids.

  24. Marum | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    Whilst the aborigine people did not invent the petrol-bomb, they perfected it.

    Three aboriginal youths decided to sniff some petrol. To this effect, they locked themselves in a car to better savour the effects of the petrol vapour. Unfortunately, one was smoking a joint at the same time.

    Source; Amigo mia Tjampita – Pitjatjantjarra people S. Aust.

  25. Marum | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Wasn’t it Hiroshima and Nagasaki which they nuked?

  26. Marum | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Hey Tojo! Didn’t know you spoke “strine”.

    “Your lips are like the pharaoh’s pedals.”

  27. Airrider | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Not as much as I put faith in my throat to catch all these glottal stops!

  28. Wax Frog | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Blezzed ar de boor in spirid, foar dey shal see napalm!

  29. Wm Jas | 6:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    A garbled version of a line from the Rolling Stones song “Saint Of Me.”

    And could you stand the torture
    And could you stand the pain
    Could you put your faith in Jesus
    When you’re burning in the flames
    And I do believe in miracles
    And I want to save my soul
    And I know that I’m a sinner
    I’m gonna die here in the cold
    I said yes, I said yeah
    I said yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
    You’ll never make a saint of me

  30. Marum | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Nein. But I could summon up some faith, in a fireproof suit.

  31. Marco | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Stephen Jay Gould was pretty hardcore.

  32. Sean | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It makes perfect sense when spoken in a Pennsylvanian Dutch accent.

    Or as the Swedish Chef. Bork!

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