Hurry up and push 2!

posted on 9 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Transportation

Photo courtesy of Florian Rodary.
Found at hotel in Nantou, Taiwan.
Meant to say “water world” for the pool. 

40 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Wonder wart the restaurant serves

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Looks like an each way bet

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    For all your skin infection needs, go to floor 1.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Floor 1 leads to the land of Super Mario Bros. 2(U) / Doki Doki Panic.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Restaurant – the only choice for Number Two.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    I’d rather ride sleep slop escalator darefully

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    I’ll wart for No. 3

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    Floor 1 also leads to Water Word

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    The food on the 2nd floor is also lumpy.

  10. Huu Yuu | 4:12 am |

    Do they serve warts in the restaurant?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    On the first floor they have boiled corn.

  12. jjhitt | 4:21 am |

    Welcome to Toad Hall.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    KKK meetings are held on the 1st floor.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Wartmart is on the third floor.

  15. iLock | 4:26 am |

    Is this that Wart Disney crap?

  16. Big Fat Cat | 4:31 am |

    Wart World is rated as No.1 attraction on TripAdvisor.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |

    Everyone should see the attractions at Wart World. They don’t look like much at first, but they kind of grow on you.

  18. Frank Burns | 5:17 am |

    “Hi, I’m Buck Melanoma. Moley Russel’s wart.”

  19. pasdrole | 5:48 am |

    Be dareful! Press number 1 now.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:22 am |

    They put a video of Wart World on YouTube. It went viral.

  21. Classic Steve | 7:19 am |

    @Huu Yuu: I wonder if the restaurant serves vegetables you can throw.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 8:22 am |

    If you spend too much time at wart world, you’re a wart hog.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 8:24 am |

    Photo taken at Merck’s corporate headquarters.

  24. Lollerskate | 9:29 am |

    The only movie about a post-apocaptic world where a few surviving humans mutated by massive amounts of warts struggle for survival.

  25. EffEff | 10:05 am |

    Serving pressed toad and warthog…

  26. Marum | 10:34 am |

    WART did you say!

  27. Marum | 11:05 am |

    / Just do it.

    Be a wart on the bum of humanity.

  28. Lora | 11:29 am |

    Wart World! Wart World! Warty Time! Excellent! Diddleliddlediddleliddle!

  29. Lora | 11:33 am |

    Hi, I am your most excellent host Wart and this is my best bud Growth, and today on Wart World we’re showing you the top ten pimples found on hot babes! (warning: may make you hurl)

  30. Sparky | 11:42 am |

    I’ll just choose back and forth.

  31. Marum | 12:05 pm |

    I would not have anything to do with the water in Taiwan, or Hong Kong either.

  32. Biff the Understudy | 1:18 pm |

    This could trigger World Wart III.

  33. RT | 2:20 pm |

    wait this isn’t the scenery for the movie starring kevin costner!

  34. Filboid | 6:37 pm |

    Do I want warts or number two restaurant? Decisions, decisions…

  35. Lollerskate | 8:32 pm |

    May this be the legendary realm where witches travel to find the key to their fearsome, trademark appearance?

  36. timmy | 2:54 am |

    I’m melting!! Wart a world! Wart a world!

  37. tadchem | 9:50 am |

    At least they seem to have gotten the Braille right.

  38. Shane the Freestyler | 3:28 am |

    Quick! Throw the vegetables!

  39. Sean | 6:14 pm |

    Wart World is a magical land ruled by Papi Lloma.

  40. Alph the Fox | 4:01 pm |

    Don’t you mean SubCon?

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