It’s all in the garnishing

posted on 14 Mar 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Jason Indradjaja.
Found in Jakarta, Indonesia. 

36 captions

  1. Mark | 4:03 am |

    you need balls to eat that

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    I’m a “mite” worried about those.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    @Mark: Looks like they provide those on the side tray 😉

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    They’re crust-Asians.

  5. algernon | 4:18 am |

    Served with wild goose

  6. algernon | 4:18 am |

    Always nice dressed up

  7. timmy | 4:32 am |

    I just love transgender crustaceans.

  8. timmy | 4:40 am |

    This is what you get when you breed
    Lady Gaga with the Pillsbury dough boy.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    Warning: Contains nuts.

  10. pasdrole | 5:02 am |

    Served with your choice of side, She-Crab soup or Fruit Cocktail!!

  11. Frank Burns | 5:13 am |

    Mess with the Lady Boys and you might get more than crabs.

  12. The_YongGrand | 6:06 am |

    “Maybe they’re hermaphrodite!” 😀

  13. Ben | 6:09 am |

    It was doomed to grow up into a girlie man before Hans and Franz changed its life.

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:15 am |

    “That crab looks female; do you think it could be a ladyboy?”
    “I don’t know, wait here and Alaska.”

  15. alek | 7:18 am |

    available for home delivery

  16. Big Fat Cat | 8:32 am |

    Alas! The Crap.

  17. Sparky | 9:51 am |

    Q: What’s the biggest crime committed by lady boys?

    A: Male fraud.

  18. Huu Yuu | 10:14 am |

    This is what the androgynous Pat from Saturday Night Live eats.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:53 am |

    This promotion is full of crab.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:04 pm |

    – Mommy! Is that lady boy a gentle man like Daddy?

  21. Classic Steve | 12:17 pm |

    Served with quiche.

  22. Peter (NT) | 3:43 pm |

    Fortunately it’s not the gentleman girl crap

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:02 pm |

    Waiter! I hit my crab with a knife and it went DONG!

  24. Jim | 10:17 pm |

    That’s not how I got my crabs. Honestly.

  25. J-Luke | 10:25 pm |

    The taste is a bit of a drag…

  26. Lollerskate | 10:41 pm |

    Indonesians are so goddamn good at sexing crabs that they can TASTE their exact inclinations.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:34 am |

    Another epic fale …

  28. coffeebot | 8:03 pm |

    Lady Boy Johnson’s favorite.

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:45 am |

    They’re really embracing the whole sex tourism thing there, aren’t they?

  30. tankero | 10:57 am |

    Oh, I’m a lumbercrab, and I’m okay,
    I sleep all night and I work all day…

  31. Sirpaulfan | 12:06 pm |

    Just another in our line of fine drag food entertainment

  32. Marum | 4:10 pm |

    Ronnie Reagan reckoned his daughter took after him.

    I guess it is better to have a Ronnie girl, than a nancy boy.

  33. Marum | 4:13 pm |

    Al aska some other crab about what they think of ladyboys.

  34. olog-hai | 2:16 am |

    How did the kathoey crabs make it from Bangkok to Jakarta?

  35. xxx360xxx | 6:49 am |

    The krabs exported from Thailand, the spice in the other hand is from Japan.

  36. Sean | 5:45 pm |

    All you can eat, I imagine.

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