No, wait–I’m going with SCARE.

I was thinking fantasy myself

Lets scare the sh*t out of them.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Knock, knock. Do you have a few moments to talk about how humans are just a small species projecting their own mental idolatries onto the vast cosmos, ever susceptible to being wiped from existence at any moment?

like to talk to the voices in my head about my new plan.

Also available in straitjacket edition, with “KILL EVERYONE” printed instead of “FRIGHT”.

Time to talk about my new tax evasion plan.

Appears to be a plus-size or for girls with really big BOOs.

Person: “Jeez, T-Shirt you really gave me a fright!”
T-Shirt: “Yeah I know, I just told you”
Person: “But you mumbled the rest and yelled ‘fright’…
I’ll get you back, I’ve got something really big planned for April Fools!
Or should I say small… *whispers* like a trip to the shrinking machine…
heeheeheee

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Scary T-Shirts Inc.
Please fasten your underpants.
There are emergency exits located behind and to the right of the counter.
Thank you for your attention.
Enjoy your fright.

No frights if you scare someone with a trumpet.

sCare Insructions:
Medium heat iron maiden only
Tumble, die
Cold drown only
Do not bleach… just kidding! Swallow it!
Turn skin inside out before washing

Musings from FDR’s diary.

My plan was to take a flight. Oops.

Plot twist: it’s a clown wearing this t-shirt

i could think of anything to caption.
For Engrish, how about this one?

FLIGHT

rike to tark about my new pran

The best plans are never said aloud, buddy. You’re the worst at Scrabble!

T-shirt recipe:

1. Random words*
2. L = R*

* or not

– Mommy! Can I also think of anything to say?

That is exactly what I feel whenever someone knocks on my door to try and sell me a phone plan.

Be right back…I need to file my FRIGHT PRAN!

When their face is the color of this shirt, the plan is working.

BOO. Now that I’ve terrified you, please sign over your worldly assets.

Wile E. Coyote, Genius.

The plan for the upcoming Halloween party?

when you fail to plan
you plan to fright

I decided not to import a load of these shirts. They were cheap enough but the fright charges were horrendous!

♪ ♫ You say fright, I say flight…. let’s call the whole plan off. ♪ ♫

The new plan is to sell each of these shirts with a pair of brown pants.

I suspect this one came from the t-shirt designer’s attempt to work through writer’s block.

UI am going for a short fright with Malaysian Airlines.

1st alien; Do you know the earthlings have deployed nuclear weapons in space?

2nd alien; Does that mean they are an emerging intelligence then?

1st alien; No. They have them pointed at themselves.

I want to die in my sleep like my dad.

Not shrieking, and screaming, and praying, like all the passengers in his aircraft.