Poease have fun

posted on 6 Mar 2015 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Amanda Rickert.
Yo-yo package instructions. Made in China. 

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  1. J-Luke | 10:26 am |

    Gangsta rappers now come with instructions.

  2. J-Luke | 10:28 am |

    When reading instfuction please use condom.

  3. Biff the Understudy | 10:51 am |

    Do not use the sword to play around the Ned Stark of for any violent Game of Thrones it mightcause beheading.

  4. Biff the Understudy | 10:52 am |

    Fluffed or stiffened? Now you have my attention.

  5. Marum | 10:55 am |

    Can I just have a “Yo” please.

    I have only one arm, so I don’t need two

  6. Mineko Unabara | 11:01 am |

    Funny, I thought “stint” was the opposite of “wasting”.

  7. Marum | 11:08 am |

    Yo Yo = two people in close proximity to one another.

    Turuing = Saying farewell to someone.

    NedK = Ned Kellys nickname.

    Yoyostint = Your turn. (After which, it is someone else’s stint)

    In a sentence: If yo and yo damage ma house during your yoyostint, it will be turu to both of you. I will use the string to give you the same fate as Ned K.
    (For the non Aussies; They hung Ned Kelly)

  8. Marum | 11:13 am |

    Do you notice, the package has too big eyes staring at you wherever you go.

    Creepy,.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:07 pm |

    o = I

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:08 pm |

    – Yo!
    – Utube?

  11. Huu Yuu | 1:22 pm |

    And poets rhyme the playing instrument inside the package

  12. algernon | 2:46 pm |

    Is there nothing that’s not violent nowadays

  13. algernon | 2:47 pm |

    I don’t understand

  14. WorrierPrincess | 4:07 pm |

    When the yo yo is swinging
    Don’t come ringing.

  15. Marum | 4:14 pm |

    The parentals advise.

    If you want parental advice – go somewhere else, round eyed monkey.

  16. Salome | 4:28 pm |

    What shall I read this long weekend? Yoyo instfuctions? Or 50 Shades of Grey?

  17. Marum | 4:33 pm |

    @Mineko. No mate, It’s “stunt”.

    A stunt is a stunning —t.

  18. Marum | 4:36 pm |

    EDIT: TWO not too. (Gawd!!)

  19. markm | 4:53 pm |

    In the last one, “stint” was an attempt to spell “string”. They are trying to say, “Yoyo string wears out, replace it when frayed or stiffened.”

    Yes, it does wear out and need replaced by the time you’ve practiced enough to become good at yo-yoing. (Google for Tommy Smithers “Yo-yo Man” to see what _really_ good is.) If you never check the string, or don’t replace it, eventually it will snap and launch a hard projectile across the room at a surprisingly high velocity. (I learned that from experience nearly 50 years ago.)

    But 7 warnings!?!

  20. Mr. Wrong | 5:00 pm |

    My stint has been wasting for years. A bit too late to have it fluffed or stiffened.

  21. Mr. Wrong | 5:05 pm |

    Yo! Yo! Punk, I got yo stint right here. C’mere and get your violent play!

  22. EffEff | 5:30 pm |

    When the yo yo is swinging or touring, do not get your face or hair close to it the MENTAL PARTS may come loose!

  23. timmy | 7:00 pm |

    I really do try to make sure that no one is nearby when I play the yo-yo, but hey, I work in a cubicle!

  24. timmy | 7:01 pm |

    This message approved by Tom Smothers.

  25. Droll not Troll | 8:59 pm |

    These instructions contain a secret code devised by Alan Turuing.

  26. Droll not Troll | 9:02 pm |

    When the Yo Yo is swinging, that’s some interesting cello music.

  27. Droll not Troll | 9:06 pm |

    Keep this yo yo away from your face while you’re eating mihnts.

  28. Droll not Troll | 9:07 pm |

    *or minhts

  29. Jellychop | 2:58 am |

    These instructions make me wonder why Yo-yo never caught on as a martial art.

  30. Jellychop | 3:00 am |

    And Gogo would love it!

  31. Huu Yuu | 3:42 am |

    [Edgar Allen] Poe-ase read

  32. jjhitt | 5:09 am |

    Fluff my yoyo!

  33. Sparky | 9:26 am |

    What comes out of the holes?

  34. EffEff | 1:56 pm |

    “Mental parts” was a reference to another famous yoyo
    http://www.engrish.com/2002/10/super-laser-yoyo/

  35. EffEff | 2:02 pm |

    @Sparky: Baby yoyos? :)

  36. Peter (NT) | 2:12 pm |

    Poay (or pray) the yoyo when it is swinging or turuing . . . that it would never cause unexpected ANGER.

  37. Lora | 5:17 pm |

    But I like Yo Yo violent play. His violent play is so loverly.

  38. Big Fat Cat | 6:24 pm |

    Must be a big yo yo if it can hit someone so hard!

  39. Whirled One | 4:49 pm |

    Do not taunt Happy yo yo.

  40. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:09 pm |

    They’re really giving the auto-erotic asphyxiation crowd mixed messages here.

  41. Yoyostint | 10:15 am |

    If the yoyo get an attitude,
    turu like it’s hot
    turu like it’s hot
    turu like it’s hot.

  42. Sirpaulfan | 12:40 pm |

    It’s just wasting away!

  43. Halex | 11:26 pm |

    Warning- Do not write warning labels whilst being hit with a yoyo

  44. Xxa | 1:09 am |

    Can not yoyostint if not turuing

  45. this guy | 9:49 pm |

    That last is my conversation every night.

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