Poease have fun

posted on 6 Mar 2015 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Amanda Rickert.
Yo-yo package instructions. Made in China. 

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  1. J-Luke | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    Gangsta rappers now come with instructions.

  2. J-Luke | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    When reading instfuction please use condom.

  3. Biff the Understudy | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Do not use the sword to play around the Ned Stark of for any violent Game of Thrones it mightcause beheading.

  4. Biff the Understudy | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Fluffed or stiffened? Now you have my attention.

  5. Marum | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Can I just have a “Yo” please.

    I have only one arm, so I don’t need two

  6. Mineko Unabara | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny, I thought “stint” was the opposite of “wasting”.

  7. Marum | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Yo Yo = two people in close proximity to one another.

    Turuing = Saying farewell to someone.

    NedK = Ned Kellys nickname.

    Yoyostint = Your turn. (After which, it is someone else’s stint)

    In a sentence: If yo and yo damage ma house during your yoyostint, it will be turu to both of you. I will use the string to give you the same fate as Ned K.
    (For the non Aussies; They hung Ned Kelly)

  8. Marum | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you notice, the package has too big eyes staring at you wherever you go.

    Creepy,.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    o = I

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    – Yo!
    – Utube?

  11. Huu Yuu | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And poets rhyme the playing instrument inside the package

  12. algernon | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there nothing that’s not violent nowadays

  13. algernon | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t understand

  14. WorrierPrincess | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    When the yo yo is swinging
    Don’t come ringing.

  15. Marum | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The parentals advise.

    If you want parental advice – go somewhere else, round eyed monkey.

  16. Salome | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    What shall I read this long weekend? Yoyo instfuctions? Or 50 Shades of Grey?

  17. Marum | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Mineko. No mate, It’s “stunt”.

    A stunt is a stunning —t.

  18. Marum | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: TWO not too. (Gawd!!)

  19. markm | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In the last one, “stint” was an attempt to spell “string”. They are trying to say, “Yoyo string wears out, replace it when frayed or stiffened.”

    Yes, it does wear out and need replaced by the time you’ve practiced enough to become good at yo-yoing. (Google for Tommy Smithers “Yo-yo Man” to see what _really_ good is.) If you never check the string, or don’t replace it, eventually it will snap and launch a hard projectile across the room at a surprisingly high velocity. (I learned that from experience nearly 50 years ago.)

    But 7 warnings!?!

  20. Mr. Wrong | 5:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    My stint has been wasting for years. A bit too late to have it fluffed or stiffened.

  21. Mr. Wrong | 5:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo! Yo! Punk, I got yo stint right here. C’mere and get your violent play!

  22. EffEff | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When the yo yo is swinging or touring, do not get your face or hair close to it the MENTAL PARTS may come loose!

  23. timmy | 7:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I really do try to make sure that no one is nearby when I play the yo-yo, but hey, I work in a cubicle!

  24. timmy | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This message approved by Tom Smothers.

  25. Droll not Troll | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    These instructions contain a secret code devised by Alan Turuing.

  26. Droll not Troll | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    When the Yo Yo is swinging, that’s some interesting cello music.

  27. Droll not Troll | 9:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep this yo yo away from your face while you’re eating mihnts.

  28. Droll not Troll | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    *or minhts

  29. Jellychop | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    These instructions make me wonder why Yo-yo never caught on as a martial art.

  30. Jellychop | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And Gogo would love it!

  31. Huu Yuu | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    [Edgar Allen] Poe-ase read

  32. jjhitt | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Fluff my yoyo!

  33. Sparky | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What comes out of the holes?

  34. EffEff | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mental parts” was a reference to another famous yoyo
    http://www.engrish.com/2002/10/super-laser-yoyo/

  35. EffEff | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Sparky: Baby yoyos? :)

  36. Peter (NT) | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Poay (or pray) the yoyo when it is swinging or turuing . . . that it would never cause unexpected ANGER.

  37. Lora | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    But I like Yo Yo violent play. His violent play is so loverly.

  38. Big Fat Cat | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a big yo yo if it can hit someone so hard!

  39. Whirled One | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not taunt Happy yo yo.

  40. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re really giving the auto-erotic asphyxiation crowd mixed messages here.

  41. Yoyostint | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the yoyo get an attitude,
    turu like it’s hot
    turu like it’s hot
    turu like it’s hot.

  42. Sirpaulfan | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just wasting away!

  43. Halex | 11:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning- Do not write warning labels whilst being hit with a yoyo

  44. Xxa | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can not yoyostint if not turuing

  45. this guy | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That last is my conversation every night.

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