Said the.

posted on 11 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Rob Schorr.
Taken in Malaysia – Mandarin Orange from China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    It the!

  2. jjhitt | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 38  Subtract rating 0  

    [Continued on next fruit]

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Well its all cantonese to me

  4. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps it’s sweet

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The be continued …

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Orange you glad I.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    sweet and sour taste is sweet

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    Juicy, sweet and sour sweet taste sweet sour sweet sweet sour sweet spam sweet spam sweet spam spam spam sweet spam spam spam spam spam spam spam sweet spam with some taste the .

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    These oranges, when not at home, are abroad fighting the.

  10. Peter | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Individually wrapped for your protection and convenience.
    To eat, simply remove and discard the plastic wrap, peel and eat.

  11. Huu Yuu | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I meant to type:

    Orange you glad I said the.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    The speaks mandarin, not orange.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Thus said the Apple.

  14. iLock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what she said the.

  15. Frank Burns | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    All hail THE.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    They tried to teach the orange to talk, but it was fruitless.

  17. WorrierPrincess | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    For juicy sweet and spicy and also spicy taste, try the Szechuan orange.

  18. Stopchicks | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Said the amnesiac?

  19. Ben | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    It was a rhyme in the original Chinese, but when they translated it nothing rhymed with orange.

  20. timmy | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Abroad?
    Oh I see it’s a Sarah palindrome.

  21. alek | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Voldemort !

  22. Marum | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    The time has come, the walrus said.
    To speak of many things.
    Of ships and seas and sealing wax, and cabbages, and kings.
    Of why the sae is boiling hot, and whether pigs have

  23. Marum | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Said the ; Ghost of Mao Tse Dung.
    You’ll come a long march with me.

  24. Lora | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Individually wrapped for your protection. You’ll only get the germs off the wrapper, not the fruit.

  25. Marum | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Q. If you have an orange hanging from each ear, what is happening?

    A. You have the worlds biggest zucchini in your mouth.

  26. Marum | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon (0406)

    If you like we can ship whole Cantonesers of oranges. After all; We are already the greatest bullshippers in the world.

  27. tadchem | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    There used to be a ‘game’ that involved taking olf sayings and leaving off the last bit. My favorite was ‘A rose, by any other name, would smell.”

  28. jjhitt | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And approved this message.

  29. Sparky | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Wouldn’t mind a broad right now.

  30. Biff the Understudy | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about overpackaging.

  31. Marum | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @tadchem. Or: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.

  32. Marum | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Fruits are very loyal.
    They never leave their mates behind. 👿

  33. Droll not Troll | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Sparky: You’ll have to make some orangement. 😉

  34. combat_rock | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wanted to test the validity of these claims, but couldn’t get the orange through customs.

  35. Droll not Troll | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @tadchem: One swallow doesn’t.

  36. Ostratego | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    BUT WHO WAS THE???

  37. Peter (NT) | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What the . . . just eat the.

  38. kioku | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It tastes good alone, at home, abroad… is it just me or is this gift really a hint that they don’t want me around them anymore.

  39. Sirpaulfan | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s what the said? Really?

  40. Long Tom | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “‘But he was very stiff and proud:
    He said, “You needn’t shout so loud!”
    And he was very proud and stiff:
    He said “I’d go and wake them, if —”
    I took a corkscrew from the shelf:
    I went to wake them up myself.
    And when I found the door was locked,
    I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked.
    And when I found the door was shut,
    I tried to turn the handle, but—'”
    -Alice In Wonderland

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what the said.

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