She watches over all

posted on 4 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Marcus M.
Found in Shenzhen, China.  
Chinese says: “Mona Lisa sanitary baths”

 

33 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    That explains her smile

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    Gandalf defends the toilet. “You shall not piss!”

  3. algernon | 4:12 am |

    Loofah

  4. algernon | 4:14 am |

    Depends on the shape

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    Original picture by Da Win Chi

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Her eyes follow you around the bathroom.

  7. Tong | 4:23 am |

    They do say no matter which angle you look at her, she is looking at you!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    ‘The Last Supper that grapefruit denies’ is on the second floor

  9. jjhitt | 5:16 am |

    As opposed to the Mona Lisa parking lot attendant.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:25 am |

    After the Battle of Bath, Mona Lisa was canonized and Da Vinci was commissioned by the Pope to paint a picture of her.

  11. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    We will fight them in the locker room.
    We will fight in showers, we will fight in the tubs.
    We will never stop smiling.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:48 am |

    Big Brother is watching you.
    Mona Lisa is Wang Ching you!

  13. Stopchicks | 6:42 am |

    She smiles ever so slightly as she kicks your butt outta the place for not rinsing off in the shower first.

  14. Frank Burns | 7:46 am |

    They have a strict Da Vinci Code of conduct there.

  15. pasdrole | 8:05 am |

    You’ll draw a hot bath or else!

  16. Chris | 8:05 am |

    They may have confused her with Moaning Myrtle.

  17. Classic Steve | 8:16 am |

    In fairness, baths weren’t as popular in Renaissance Italy.

  18. Sparky | 8:58 am |

    Who made Lisa mona?

  19. TS | 10:09 am |

    As well as an artist’s model, Mona Lisa was a litigator for bath-houses.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:16 am |

    Must be something like the bathroom scene with Jack and dead woman from ‘The Shining’ …

  21. coffeebot | 11:08 am |

    keep it clean!

  22. jjhitt | 11:52 am |

    Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
    This may explain why.

  23. Lora | 1:50 pm |

    Mona Lisa has to watch over people in a bath house? Well, as she once said in a Pepe Le Pew cartoon:
    “I can tell you chaps one thing, it’s not always easy to hold this smile.”

  24. Lora | 1:51 pm |

    Dry off as soon as you get out, or you might catch the Da Vinci Cold!

  25. RT | 3:00 pm |

    “why so serious?”

    -mona lisa

  26. Mr. Wrong | 5:12 pm |

    Your possessions protected by bad reproductions of the Mona Lisa.

  27. Mineko Unabara | 8:46 pm |

    At least she doesn’t defend the Ba’ath Party.

  28. Marum | 10:55 am |

    Saright mate she’s armless.

  29. Marum | 9:54 am |

    Come back and fight you coward! It’s only a flesh-wound.

  30. Marum | 9:08 am |

    @DnT (0423) That is because she is stalk, staring, crazy.

  31. Sirpaulfan | 12:42 pm |

    The bath needs no defense

  32. iLock | 6:49 am |

    ‘The Scream’ that defend shower

  33. iLock | 6:50 am |

    ^As seen in Psycho.

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