Sheatfish have a tough life though…

posted on 17 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood.
Found at a restaurant in Beijing, China. 

43 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Are you sure it’s a sheatfish

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Well it could be chicken they’re known to be pretty foul

  3. Peter | 4:14 am |

    If you are a sheatfish, don’t be rude and unreasonable, lest you end up fried and on a plate.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Sheatfish must be what they use for crap meat.

  5. jjhitt | 4:15 am |

    “I’ll have the sheatfish.”
    “Like hell you will!”

  6. jjhitt | 4:16 am |

    Sometimes being rude is the most reasonable thing you can do.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    Don’t sheat, fish!

  8. JimS | 4:25 am |

    Sounds delicious!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    Don’t order the eel, it’s downright aggressive!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    The least offensive meals they have are carp or grouse.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    If you think the meals are bad, wait till you meet the staff!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    A Fish Called Wonder

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |

    – Waiter! I don’t understand what this fish says. It only speaks French fries!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    Sheatfish is served with a large amount of sauce.

  15. DrLex | 5:01 am |

    Not entirely unexpected, with a name like that…

  16. Frank Burns | 5:07 am |

    Perfect qualifications to work for the TSA.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:08 am |

    – Don’t crap your hands, sweetie.
    – But my fish is full of sheat, Mommy!

  18. J-Luke | 6:59 am |

    They probably only serve this at a certain time of the month…

  19. Chris | 7:07 am |

    Ahh, sheat.

  20. timmy | 7:59 am |

    Hey look! They have a dish named after Hillary Clinton!

  21. timmy | 8:01 am |

    I often act rude and unreasonable when I’m three sheats to the wind.

  22. WorrierPrincess | 8:16 am |

    New at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe: Sheatfish that DESERVES to be eaten.

  23. pasdrole | 8:26 am |

    The Sheathfish is ruining my appetite.

  24. Classic Steve | 9:05 am |

    Must’ve looked at the wrong definition of “fresh.”

  25. szk | 9:35 am |

    From the same sheatty place as the Chicken

  26. Filboid | 1:08 pm |

    Must be Orange Roughy.

  27. Filboid | 1:09 pm |

    Or Orange Ruffian…

  28. Peter (NT) | 3:07 pm |

    Still a lot more preferable than the Polite and Reasonable Shitfish

  29. Marum | 3:57 pm |

    No wonder they killed the bastard.

  30. Marum | 4:00 pm |

    If you think the fish is sheat, you should try our crap.

  31. Lollerskate | 4:03 pm |

    Okay guys, who left the sheatfish hanging with those chickens?

  32. Marum | 4:04 pm |

    I guess you would be rude and unreasonable too, if some dickhead had stuck a fishhook in your mouth.

  33. Marum | 4:06 pm |

    If you upset OUR fish, you will end up battered, long before they do.

  34. Sirpaulfan | 8:57 am |

    Please be kind to shear fish. It have bad day.

  35. Sirpaulfan | 8:57 am |

    (I meant shear fish!)

  36. Sirpaulfan | 8:58 am |

    Never mind. I meant what it says in the picture. Stupid spell changer.

  37. Mark | 11:08 am |

    …gets job as a doctors receptionist

  38. EffEff | 1:25 pm |

    The sheetfish still have trouble making a wooden cross burn underwater.

  39. WildaBeast | 12:49 pm |

    This must be a menu item at Sam Wo Restaurant.

    (Sam Wo was a restaurant in San Francisco’s Chinatown that was famous for, among other things, employing the man who some consider to be the world’s rudest waiter.)

  40. Hideyoshi | 5:33 pm |

    As seen on Kitchen Nightmares.

  41. ed | 12:41 pm |

    Sheetfish have it too good nowadays. I remember when they were downright neighbourly

  42. Alph the Fox | 10:41 am |

    I am very glad it’s getting eaten. Whoever tried to catch that sheatfish is very brave.

  43. bzbscot | 12:13 am |

    Comes with a large wooden spoon, just in case.

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