Thanksgiving house calls extra…

posted on 27 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Emergency stuffing and gravy available.

Photo courtesy of Tom Sherman.

37 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I always like my bird with a fine tune-up

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    To Serve Turkey, I mean Man

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |

    How are they with wild goose

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |

    We cover all the bastes

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    Our best service: Roast In Pieces

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    If Batman can have a Batmobile, then Turkeyman can have a Turkeymobile. They all need tune-ups now and then.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Turkey in China?

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:14 am |

    Turkeys on sail at better price from big saleboat. Make sure let others catch wind of it.

  9. Enclave | 4:49 am |

    We sale turkey, you buy turkey! You eat turkey, we service turkey! What? Turkey is INSIDE you? Well, then we service YOU!

  10. Frank Burns | 4:54 am |

    I took mine in for minor tune up and they gave me a real stuffing.

  11. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |

    Don’t fall for the cranberry sauce up grade. It’s just red Jello with Some Skittles in it.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |

    We can also make a miss steak

  13. iLock | 5:23 am |

    Tastings & Bastings

  14. PeeBee | 5:46 am |

    Just check the oil and rotate the giblets, thanks.

  15. iLock | 6:24 am |

    Looks like a couple of thumbs down trolls decided to show
    up today.

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  17. jjhitt | 6:49 am |

    Looks like your dressing is a quart low, you need a wingtip alignment and there’s a factory recall on your giblets.

  18. Chris | 7:08 am |

    @iLock: It might just be a glitch in the software causing the “thumbs down” votes.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 7:18 am |

    Nhan Dac Gay Turk?

  20. Classic Steve | 7:52 am |

    @Chris: I could believe it if not for the fact that we go from two thumbs down to one to none.

  21. Biff the Understudy | 8:17 am |

    @Classic Steve: Johnny Red-thumb has a short attention span.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 8:21 am |

    “What do I have to do to get you into a turkey today?”

  23. Sparky | 8:23 am |

    Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
    A: Pump kin!

  24. WildaBeast | 12:18 pm |

    Don’t let them talk you into buying the extended service plan!

  25. Biff the Understudy | 12:55 pm |

    I just love that “new turkey smell.”

  26. coffeebot | 6:34 pm |

    Eating and Cooling Technician

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:50 pm |

    I wouldn’t recommend them; last time I took my turkey there for a gravy change they didn’t change the filter and the drain plug wasn’t fully tightened.

  28. EffEff | 10:05 pm |

    Do they also pump up too-small turkeys?

  29. Marum | 6:58 pm |

    I’d rather service the lady who stuffed the turkey.

  30. Airrider | 8:13 am |

    Just make sure you take it in regularly, have you seen how much a replacement drumstick costs?

  31. TS | 8:30 pm |

    We’ll baste your turkey while you wait, if you know what I mean…

  32. TS | 8:36 pm |

    You can’t trust these guys, you can go in with just a faulty drumstick and they’ll tell you you need to overhaul your pope’s nose and recondition your giblets and rip you off, it’s all gravy to them.

  33. Biff the Understudy | 8:09 am |

    @Marum: I’d rather stuff the lady who serviced the turkey.

  34. Tim | 10:46 am |

    While I usually don’t mind buying refurbished products, I think I’ll draw the line at refurbished roast turkey.

  35. sirpaulfan | 3:21 am |

    My turkey doesn’t really want to be serviced anymore, now that he’s been roasted.

  36. Yukiko | 1:56 am |

    Great job for getting both the English and Vietnamese wrong.

  37. ed | 12:36 pm |

    I wish I had known about their service guarantee before buying my turkey.

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