This is why I don’t carefully street trip…

posted on 16 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

It’s a trap!

Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in a Shenzhen, China hotel. 

32 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    The yellow hand bill is a kung-fu master.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Hey people! Stop opening that f—ing door!

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Must be the yellow handbill then

  4. algernon | 4:08 am |

    So the door leads where

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Only for ‘Draft Republic of China’

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |


  7. timmy | 4:14 am |

    I present a draft in your general direction.

  8. timmy | 4:16 am |

    Fall into trap to cheat–
    This is the reason my Wife says I can’t go to massage parlors.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    I’m a mouse and I say thank you!

  10. jjhitt | 4:19 am |

    ♫ She was a street tripper. One way handbill, yeah. ♫

  11. Huu Yuu | 4:21 am |

    And that is why you do not big toilet, it is a trap to cheat that you can fall into

  12. Huu Yuu | 4:28 am |

    People present draft. This building is drafty.

  13. Huu Yuu | 4:30 am |

    Carefully street trip, or get a ticket.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    I’d like to buy a trip ticket to Carefully Street, and don’t try to cheat me!

  15. Frank Burns | 5:16 am |

    So can I get a draft beer here or what?

  16. DrLex | 5:25 am |

    This could have been worse (or better for us Engrish-lovers). The Chinese word for ‘yellow’ they used here can also mean ‘pornographic’.

  17. Sparky | 6:25 am |

    Is it cold in here? probably just the draft.

  18. Sparky | 6:26 am |

    We all cheat and defend. haaaa.

  19. Marum | 8:01 am |

    Eat not of the yellow handbill glasshoppel.

  20. Marum | 8:31 am |

    @Dr Lex. Interesting. I know the basis of pictorial writing. Ie house ,home, etc. all have the same basic stem that looks somewhat like a house as kids draw one.

    However, the mind boggles. What basic stem character represents a prostitute, prostitution, etc.?

  21. Marum | 8:34 am |

    @FB. Nein mein Herr, noch ein Pilsner.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 8:59 am |

    The people present the draft of improving livelihood in China to the Communist Party but they were trapped and cheated to fall in prison with their yellow handbill

  23. jjhitt | 10:20 am |

    I’m here to talk about the draft….
    They got a buildin’ down in New York City called Whitehall Street, where you walk in, you get tripped, trapped, cheated, handbilled, defended and

  24. Palpatine | 10:46 am |

    Oh, I’m afraid the yellow handbill will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

  25. EffEff | 11:07 am |

    @Huu Yuu: The army recruiting centre disguised as a hotel is drafty. (Does China even have conscription?)

  26. Mineko Unabara | 11:08 am |

    I’d rather have the yellow handbill than the pink slip.

  27. Mark | 2:00 pm |

    People present draft, old ladies run a mile

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:06 pm |

    Some people present draft. Other people past final.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:37 pm |

    CAUTION: In case of a really bad trip, carefully trip over a regular street trip ticket, not over the yellow handbill people.

  30. Mr. Wrong | 4:45 pm |

    And as I puzzled over the cryptic message, too late I caught from the corner of my eye a goon with a sap. I awoke in a police station, with the area police chief asking “Nasty lump, Mr. Marlowe. Why did you really come to Shenzhen?”

  31. iLock | 6:41 am |

    Follow carefully street trip ticket the yellow handbill brick road…toothpaste
    grass chicken files evening concrete

  32. iLock | 6:43 am |

    Carefully trip on this acid dude…ticket yellow handbill.
    I can’t even foot properly talk mouse…just have a good time and be safe.

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