Watch out for long lines to the bathroom…

posted on 5 Mar 2015 in Media

Photo courtesy of Steve Haigh.
Found in Tokyo Walker magazine.  

39 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Always thought Tokyo Disney was poo

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Lets dance before or after

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Jump! Shout! Crap! Let’s potty dance!

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    Jump! Shoot[throw] Crap! Let’s dance like monkeys!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    I’m sure the sight of a six-foot Mickey Mouse is enough to make some kids crap.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Usually ice cream.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:15 am |

    Well mice do go to the bathroom wherever they feel like.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:17 am |

    “Crap!” is what they say when they find out how much it costs to get in to Disneyland.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    Try to shout, ump and dance the crap out of you at the same time!

  10. Huu Yuu | 4:22 am |

    Jumping, shouting, and dancing while crapping is what you do when you have constipation.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |

    – Mice to meet you, Mona Lisa!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    The crap is what made Donald duck. 😉

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    Mr Hankey has joined the parade.

  14. Shane the Freestyler | 5:02 am |

    Crap if berieve! It makes us happy! :3

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:34 am |

    the letters before the ump are th.

  16. jjhitt | 5:50 am |

    Notice that crap requires the use of a helmet and other protective gear.

  17. jjhitt | 5:50 am |

    Let’s Disney! Do the crap!

  18. pasdrole | 5:52 am |

    If you’re happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it…crap your hands!!

  19. Jellychop | 6:13 am |

    A Disney park for constipation?
    First you jump to try and shake something loose.
    Then you shout when that actually happens.
    CRAP!
    Then you feel like dancing. :)

  20. Frank Burns | 6:44 am |

    That first word BETTER be “Jump”!

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:52 am |

    @Frank Burns: With this theme it’s probably “Dump”.

  22. timmy | 7:28 am |

    Who’s up for the log ride?

  23. timmy | 7:38 am |

    Warning: Do not attempt while riding the monorail.

  24. Classic Steve | 8:15 am |

    We’re gonna have a pahty!

  25. Marum | 11:00 am |

    ♫Who’s the leader of the club,
    That’s made for you and me?
    M-i-c-k-e-y M-o-u-s-e

  26. Marum | 11:02 am |

    Scot: What’s that?
    Alaskan: It’s a Moose.
    Scot: Och aye laddie, I’d hate ta see yer rrrats then.

  27. Marum | 11:16 am |

    If you ride the monorail without paying, the girls of the Ouled Rail will cut your assets off.

  28. Biff the Understudy | 11:41 am |

    @Marum: Curses! Now I have the Mickey Mouse Club song running thru my head! Alas, if only I’d gotten that earworm vaccine…

  29. Lora | 3:52 pm |

    What, no Winnie-the-Pooh?

  30. RT | 6:12 pm |

    -tim Duncan, you’ve just won the nba finals, what are you going to do next?
    -i’m going to the bathroom!

  31. EffEff | 10:13 pm |

    Disneyland is a crapulous place.

  32. Auntie | 2:21 am |

    Pretty much how I feel about the Mouse. Too scary, on the level of that hideous clown at Mcdonalds. Oy.

    But, thank you Japan and Tokyo Walker, a major magazine in Japan.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:54 am |

    Mickey Mouse: ‘Hey! Gays!’

  34. JimS | 4:59 am |

    I’m skeptical, but it does look like everyone’s having fun.

  35. Marum | 9:52 am |

    @BTU
    Hah! I’m old enough to remember what Annette Funicello looked like.

  36. Eggrish | 3:57 pm |

    Let’s Dance!! Put on your red shoes and crap the blues.

  37. Marum | 9:06 am |

    @jjhitt. (0550)

    Only if someone throws it in the fan.

  38. Peter (NT) | 2:07 pm |

    Let’s crap and listen to the apprause.

  39. Stopchicks | 6:17 pm |

    What kind of amusement park is this?
    It’s kind of crap!

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