What was his GMAT score?

posted on 23 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Angie Wilkerson.
Found in Shanghai restaurant menu.  

35 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    I can’t believe its not pork

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Not sure I can stomach

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    If it’s a driving test I want to watch the parallel porking.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:33 am |

    Clinical trial for genetically engineered pork.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:34 am |

    I wonder if the pork will bork its test

  6. timmy | 4:35 am |

    Sort of like pork in beans, but smarter.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    The pork must be allergic. It keeps breaking out in rashers.

  8. timmy | 4:36 am |

    You say you want an “A” on the test?
    Start porking!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    I hope they’re not testing it’s acting ability. It’s a real ham!

  10. Ben | 4:41 am |

    You got a C. That’ll do, pig; that’ll do.

  11. Huu Yuu | 4:43 am |

    Pork in testing…. We will have to wait to see if it grade A meat.

  12. DrLex | 4:59 am |

    Waiter! There’s a fly in my pork.
    – That’s because it’s pre-release pork, sir. It still has some bugs.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |

    @DrLex: 😆

  14. PeeBee | 5:25 am |

    We were going to cheat on the test, but somebody squealed.

  15. Stopchicks | 5:49 am |

    GMAT = Gourmet Meat Appetitive Test?

  16. Stopchicks | 5:50 am |

    I think he has the chops to succeed.

  17. iLock | 6:36 am |

    “I’m not sure if she’ll pass on the fitness test”
    “Yeah, the poork thing looks shattered, already seems like dead meat!”

  18. Big Fat Cat | 7:20 am |

    Sorry. I thought you were talking about the GCSE in UK.

  19. Mr. Wrong | 7:28 am |

    Sorry, Charlie. We want pork that tastes good, not pork with good taste.

  20. Mr. Wrong | 7:30 am |

    Eat our pork-in-training. It’s almost as good at the real thing.

  21. Classic Steve | 7:39 am |

    That actually sounds more appetizing than pork intestine. Maybe they did it on purpose.

  22. tadchem | 11:45 am |

    Can I have the Meadow Muffins for dessert with my Beef Offal?
    And chips, of course!

  23. Marum | 11:52 am |

    Chinese Sauerkraut is fusion cuisine from the restaurant of the German Chinese Adolph Wong.

    The food is great, but an hour later, you are hungry for power.

  24. Marum | 12:20 pm |

    The pig is a very strange animal.

    It has to be killed before it can be “cured”.

  25. Lora | 1:23 pm |

    Beef Offal? How awful!
    (seriously, offal is basically the guts of a butchered animal)

  26. Marum | 2:27 pm |

    LORA!. Also kidneys, liver, tripe (stomach), heart, brains, sweetbreads.

    Bon appetite my love. 😕

  27. Marum | 2:28 pm |

    NO! Sweetbreads are not the Bull’s nuts.

  28. Marum | 2:29 pm |

    Although Goat’s penis is supposed to be good for you. 👿

  29. tai fu | 3:00 pm |

    It’s one step up from the GOAT test

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:09 pm |

    Apparently the menu is in public beta.

  31. Droll not Troll | 8:14 pm |

    Luckily it isn’t pork in testes. That would be really offal!

  32. jjhitt | 2:36 am |

    1, 2, 3, Pork, 1, 2, 3 Pork. Is this thing on?

  33. timmy | 3:30 am |

    @Ben–NOW thats FUNNY!

  34. Airrider | 12:24 pm |

    It’s still in alpha, but we’ve got a stable chicken build to tide you over in the meantime…

  35. this guy | 9:34 pm |

    I’ll give the pork a try, I hear the beef is just offal.

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