You can wash it but not bake it

posted on 2 Mar 2015 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Diane. 
Found on a shirt from Japan.  

53 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 2  

    Instructions for laundering money? Make sure you get a clean getaway.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 54  Subtract rating 1  

    You can’t bake the universe. Only the Big Bang can do that.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    Therearetoomanyinstructionsforthisshirt

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Must be universal

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 34  Subtract rating 0  

    Sprain hands lightly while facepalming to these instructions

  6. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Wash carefully very carefully

  7. Filboid | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so hard to find a shady and cool place to air the universe!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 48  Subtract rating 1  

    Honey, I shrunk the universe.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    So wait, you can wash with the hand-water, but not in water-wash. What’s the difference?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Add us on Spacebook

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 43  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t eat a baked universe, it’ll give you asteroids.

  12. Huu Yuu | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure to air the ordinary universe after washing it. Don’t worry, you can’t bake the universe so you can leave in the (must be gigantic) dryer.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    – Can wash?
    – Can’t wash!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 1  

    Can’t bleach the universe. That would ruin all the dark matter.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    When the low temperature is whole and hot, your floorcloth is in an alternate universe.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt is weird; it has spiral arms.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    What are you washing glasses?

  18. timmy | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At least I can still sprain lightly with hands,
    my wife will be glad to hear that.

  19. jjhitt | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Bro, do you even press?

  20. jjhitt | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    Shortly after the Big Bang, everything was hydrogen. Then the rinse cycle began.

  21. jjhitt | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The low temperature is hot. The high temperature is fusion.

  22. DrLex | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, I have dehydrated myself by not drinking any water for two days, and am now lying flat in a shady and cool place. Now what?

  23. DrLex | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Can wash with water under 30 degrees, but cannot wash with water! It is a law of the non-baked universe.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a proof Galaxy S must be waterproof

  25. TS | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer my universe deep-fried.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Extract from the “Idiots Guide to Mess Up the Universe”

  27. Angryeyes | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t have your universe and bake it.

  28. Frank Burns | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    I loved that book, “The Laundromat At the End Of the Universe”.

  29. Classic Steve | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t tell me what can’t be done!

  30. Jellychop | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t bake the universe?
    Then why all the comparisons to cosmic expansion being like raisins spreading out in a loaf of rising bread?

  31. Sparky | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Instructions are half-baked.

  32. Marum | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If The washing-machine can’t water wash.

    IT’S F—EN ULYSSES

  33. Marum | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry Stephen Hawking, you’re wrong.

    The universe is actually a giant washing machine.

  34. Marum | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu. Vere is dis big bang comrade?

  35. Marum | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    When I hand wash my thing in water of 30F, it turns blue and shrinks up.

  36. jjhitt | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    The Creation Myth of the Garment Care tribe.

  37. tai fu | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You will be baked, and there will be cake.

  38. pasdrole | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu You have to consult the laws of physics!

  39. Auntie | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    100% Engrish of the highest order!

  40. Biff the Understudy | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t Can’t Bake the Universe a Green Day song?

  41. Salome | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t realise the universe came with care instructions.

  42. Lora | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Turn that thermostat down, are you trying to bake the whole universe?!

  43. Mineko Unabara | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Dehydrated universe, just add water.

  44. RT | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    now char-broiling on the other hand…

  45. Mr. Wrong | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So much Engrish, so little time.

  46. I'm Japanese | 11:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Even Japanese texts are weird on it. Some of them don’t make sense. So I assume it’s Changrish rather than Jangrish. And well, also #chapanese

  47. Will Pitts | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    So does this rule out making an apple pie from scratch?

    (Obscure joke. Google it.)

  48. coffeebot | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    the universe WAS smelling a little musty

  49. Wax Frog | 1:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Stephenhawkingabriefhistoryoflaundry.

  50. The Dude | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The last 2 lines the spacebar totally quits.

  51. JimS | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Not without an industrial size oven, that is.

  52. Peter (NT) | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yikes, let’s run before our ankles get sprained gently.

  53. Airrider | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about the heat death of the universe!

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