High in flavour, low in Cholesterol, low in decibel… Easy to spread!
timmy
8 years ago
I tried it, and it was awful.
I’ll stick to my high fart spread thank you very much.
Bad noise
8 years ago
This is what my girlfriend needs.
algernon
8 years ago
Complete with lumps
algernon
8 years ago
Has a nice hum to it
algernon
8 years ago
Silent but deadly
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
It’s the one to spread before you cut the cheese.
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago
and I thought this is only available at Cracker Barrel
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago
buttler – a person who consumes low fart spread
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
It’s a light spread but you don’t have to light it.
pasdrole
8 years ago
I had to return mine! It was too runny.
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago
Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say “medium fat spread”. Is that a thing?
Airrider
8 years ago
Adjust your choke to get a wider fart spread.
Huu Yuu
8 years ago
It would be better if it were Old Fart Low Fart Spread
Huu Yuu
8 years ago
Do you spread this on your butt to achieve low farts? I’m confused.
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago
Googled OLE and it comes up with :
Object Linking and Embedding is a proprietary technology developed by Microsoft that allows embedding and linking to documents and other objects.
What that means:
The low fart spread will be linked and embedded in your arss permanently until Microsoft comes up with a newer version.
Marum
8 years ago
Well. If they can invent the burpless cucumber.
I guess they can invent the fartless artichoke.
Marum
8 years ago
Ole = ¡Qué interpretación más maravillosa!
Marum
8 years ago
Marvellously done!
What more can one say?
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago
Perfect for crop dusting.
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago
Helps the flatus to slip under the radar — SBD — Olé!
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago
The Beano of the spread world.
combat_rock
8 years ago
Best when prepared in a Dutch oven.
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago
I’ll just have Cafe Ole
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago
CAUTION: Not suitable for children under farty
EffEff
8 years ago
Is it just me, or is there a package of cheese on the bottom right labelled “Rancid”?
RT
8 years ago
well, i AM all about dat bass
Stargazer143Orion
8 years ago
@A Non-Y Mouse:
“Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say ‘medium fat spread’. Is that a thing?”
It is NOW, seemingly..!.and please keep the serious jazz to a minimum. These people have their reputations to think about!
(I’m dying, here!! Love it! 🙂
huangxin
8 years ago
hah. make sure it could decline fart spread?
Peter (NT)
8 years ago
And I suppose it’s also low crap, um . . . low carb, too?
Sounds like a gas-tronomic delight.
I can’t believe it’s not butt.
It’s best when between the buns.
Sounds like a Mexican delicacy…
For those who are cracktose intolerant.
From the makers of Country Crack.
High in flavour, low in Cholesterol, low in decibel… Easy to spread!
I tried it, and it was awful.
I’ll stick to my high fart spread thank you very much.
This is what my girlfriend needs.
Complete with lumps
Has a nice hum to it
Silent but deadly
It’s the one to spread before you cut the cheese.
and I thought this is only available at Cracker Barrel
buttler – a person who consumes low fart spread
It’s a light spread but you don’t have to light it.
I had to return mine! It was too runny.
Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say “medium fat spread”. Is that a thing?
Adjust your choke to get a wider fart spread.
It would be better if it were Old Fart Low Fart Spread
Do you spread this on your butt to achieve low farts? I’m confused.
Googled OLE and it comes up with :
Object Linking and Embedding is a proprietary technology developed by Microsoft that allows embedding and linking to documents and other objects.
What that means:
The low fart spread will be linked and embedded in your arss permanently until Microsoft comes up with a newer version.
Well. If they can invent the burpless cucumber.
I guess they can invent the fartless artichoke.
Ole = ¡Qué interpretación más maravillosa!
Marvellously done!
What more can one say?
Perfect for crop dusting.
Helps the flatus to slip under the radar — SBD — Olé!
The Beano of the spread world.
Best when prepared in a Dutch oven.
I’ll just have Cafe Ole
CAUTION: Not suitable for children under farty
Is it just me, or is there a package of cheese on the bottom right labelled “Rancid”?
well, i AM all about dat bass
@A Non-Y Mouse:
“Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say ‘medium fat spread’. Is that a thing?”
It is NOW, seemingly..!.and please keep the serious jazz to a minimum. These people have their reputations to think about!
(I’m dying, here!! Love it! 🙂
hah. make sure it could decline fart spread?
And I suppose it’s also low crap, um . . . low carb, too?