Careful with that shan there buddy.

posted on 4 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

If hair blood calls, I’m not in…

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Warnick.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

35 captions

  1. algernon | 4:08 am |

    No good for the grey

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |

    shan on the back must be turtle

  3. J-Luke | 4:21 am |

    Bleed long and prosper.

  4. Frank Burns | 5:00 am |

    My Rich field is full of eels.

  5. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |

    The potherb mustard made me want to try to cuddle fish.

  6. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:04 am |

    So many contradictions. Potherbs says you can eat cuttlefish, but Leveeticus says no.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |

    The Siir-fried cuttlefish is only available at knight.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 6:13 am |

    “Rich Eel, Poor Eel” is a sequel to Robert Kiyosaki’s bestseller “Rich Dad, Poor Dad”.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 6:15 am |

    When you have Brokeback Mountain (Shan), you’d better expect your rear living to explode.

  10. Stopchicks | 7:02 am |

    The hair blood might be prosperous, but this menu is preposterous.

  11. Sparky | 7:22 am |

    always a big fan of bean gu. Powerful stuff.

  12. Tong | 7:33 am |

    Mr Shan is a martyr eel of ISIS.

  13. Stopchicks | 8:34 am |

    “Rich field eels with egg” — Now that would put some edge on the Easter egg hunt.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:13 am |

    – Would you like to order Siir?

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:16 am |

    – Look Mommy, I’m living to explode!
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    .*ka-blam*

  16. Marum | 10:28 am |

    I just love Greek food.

  17. Marum | 10:57 am |

    I thought my lover was going to explode.

    But it was all a shan. 🙁

  18. Marum | 10:59 am |

    After the pot herb, the Cuttlefish was like, gone, man.

  19. Lollerskate | 11:29 am |

    “The hair blood is prosperous”, so you think you can go around tricking people to eat fried lice? You sick, dude.

  20. Stargazer143Orion | 11:35 am |

    Yes.It’s sure to be easier to carry the shan on the back. Just not on mine.

    I also like flied lice. It’s the reason I’m living.

  21. pasdrole | 12:15 pm |

    Mr., can I substitute my over-fried cuttlefish with field eel? Oh, and is the potherb organic?

  22. WorrierPrincess | 12:29 pm |

    The eels are so rich that they can afford to live in aquaformed habitats in fields.

  23. Airrider | 2:18 pm |

    Rich field eels require lots of fertilizer and watering, don’t they?

  24. combat_rock | 2:34 pm |

    After exploding the shan, the sparerib sure was steamed! But what can I say, it’s is my life.

  25. Filboid | 3:24 pm |

    Hair blood wishing you a phosphorous new year!

  26. Jack | 5:40 pm |

    Too rich for my taste. Especially the field eels and hair blood.

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:07 pm |

    If you think I’m living to explode, well shan yu!

  28. jjhitt | 6:08 pm |

    Field eels? We call them snakes.

  29. jjhitt | 6:10 pm |

    Sawteed — I like that spelling better than the original.

  30. Droll not Troll | 7:55 pm |

    See the cuttlefish do the Sawteed slied. It’s a great dance act.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:09 am |

    Shan on you, shame on me

  32. tankero | 1:23 am |

    I cannot wait ’til lunchtime.

  33. Qwert | 5:06 am |

    You should have seen it when the fit hit the shan.

  34. Biff the Understudy | 8:31 am |

    Are these dishes, or Kung Fu moves?

  35. EffEff | 1:47 pm |

    @BIff: The Adventures of Potherb Mustard, kung-fu drug enforcement agent.

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