Here comes Hurty Cottontail…

posted on 22 Apr 2015 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Happy Easter…let’s break up.

Photo courtesy of Carl Simpson.
Found in Indonesia. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But I’m happy bunny

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Hurt!

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Its the breeding you know

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If it were Braveheart then he would always make freedom for all people.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    When is rabbit hurting season?

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Beijing of Hospital Force Police Doctor: “How are you feeling today?”
    Patient: “It’s Hurt”
    Doctor: “I always make hurt for all people especially for chatholics”

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    …especially for girl’s what?

  8. jjhitt | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It only hurts the first time.

  9. jjhitt | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Hare today. Gone tomorrow.

  10. DrLex | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Rabbits are for girls, dogs are for boys.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Bunny says “I hop you feel better soon.”

  13. Conventi | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Braveheart always makes hurt for all people especially William Wallace

  14. Sparky | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

    A: He doesn’t want anyone knowing he’s been screwing the chickens!

  15. Lora | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a little known fact that Bugs Bunny had a less successful brother named Brokenheart Bunny. “Ehh, ,what’s hurt, Doc?”

  16. Biff the Understudy | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ “Hurt the wabbit, hurt the wabbit, hurt the wabbit!” ♫

  17. Peter (NT) | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    May all ye girl’s enjoy a heartbroken holiday

  18. Patti Curry | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the gift that “the rabbit done died”?

  19. Jim | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I was scrolling down, and the text of the shirt was funny enough – but the bunny rabbit got me laughing out loud!

  20. jjhitt | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Heartbreak of Hasenpfeffer.

  21. WorrierPrincess | 2:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Brokenheart — isn’t that a movie about William Hurt?

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re a…
    heart breaker…
    t-shirt maker…
    grammar rule breaker…
    don’t you mess around with me!

  23. Mark | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Really popular t-shirt amongst ISIS members…

  24. EffEff | 11:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Broken hearts are for rabbits.” – Frank Zappa

  25. Sam | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Silly rabbit, broken hearts are for kids!

  26. kpa | 5:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Broken hearts are for assholes”

    -Frank Zappa

  27. xxx360xxx | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bet Anita Sharkesian won’t agree with that.

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