No shirt, no shoes, no meat sauce.

posted on 17 Apr 2015 in Menus

It went with my tie…

Photo courtesy of Rebecca A. Siegel.
Found at restaurant in Osaka, Japan. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    This is obviously a man of great taste when it comes to fashion.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people will wear anything

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is where Lady Gaga gets her outfits.

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So the omelet said to the vicar

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The roasted meat sauce looked fine on him but the cranberry sauce was a missteak.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Umm… the crab didn’t do anything in that soup, did it? 😕

  7. Conventi | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A Beefsteak. End of Story.

  8. jjhitt | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    … and that’s why I’m in jail.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    The steamed egg custard has a relationship with soy sauce in a brothel.

  10. Patti Curry | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The raw soy broth just made me look fat!

  11. Patti Curry | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey waiter! There’s a crab in my soup!

  12. timmy | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I wore my heart on my sleeve.

  13. Classic Steve | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a menu or a signed confession?

  14. coffeebot | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember every detail: the Germans wore gray, you wore meat sauce.

  15. Biff the Understudy | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The translator has meat sauce on his shirt and egg on his face.

  16. Marum | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A chicken is to the crepe susette, such as a crab is to the omelette

  17. Marum | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I understand the problem with the meat sauce.

    I once had a waiter that cack-handed too.

  18. Lollerskate | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Menu, or script for the upcoming Japanese-American soap opera about foodstuffs: Wonton Love, starring an eccentric but charming beefsteak and a lovely egg family with a tragic past!

  19. TS | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ She wore roasted meat sauce, whoa whoa whoa, softer than pasta were her eyes…♫

  20. Eggrish | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Omelet soup sprinkles: with or without crab bathwater.

  21. ximena | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …. and I wore my dress with the lentils on it

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Spotted in both Osaka and Kyoto. Must be a chain/
    http://www.engrish.com/2014/07/a-beefsteak/

  23. Donut-san | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Excitable boy, they all said.

  24. Peter (NT) | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I read the menu which a jaw dropped from my mouth.
    It reads “A cowbeef. I wore deep fried gravy.”

  25. Alph the Fox | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What the? Who in the world would wear roasted meat sauce and not actual clothes!?

  26. Sean | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From now on, I’m referring to my roast beef as “wearing” its gravy. It just sounds so much more elegant.

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