Now our family is the right size!

posted on 10 Apr 2015 in Menus

My wife wants another baby. Waiter!

Photo courtesy of Taryn Bone.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.  

34 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    1. Take the mini child
    2. Curryfully fall into water

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    – Mommy, what’s the taste of the child?
    – Curryous!

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |

    A nice two tone

  4. algernon | 4:07 am |

    A pear or something large

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    I like children but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    Served with a tot of rum?

  7. jjhitt | 4:17 am |

    It must be Kosher. It comes with a Jews box.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Waiter! My child has lice!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    @jjhitt: If “mini child” means what I think it means, this could well be kosher. 😉

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    It must be a kind of my steak

  11. DrLex | 4:25 am |

    A friend confirms that this is what the Japanese says, and I can confirm that the Chinese translation reads the same. So this is not really Engrish, just a very weird name for a dish…

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |

    Mini child – 1.1 meters of child
    Pinto child – a pint of child

  13. Ben | 5:08 am |

    @DnT: No, it comes with a tiny lager, as all Red Dwarf fans know that only a lager can kill a curry.

  14. Kisama-tachi | 5:43 am |

    Not to be confused with macro-children.

  15. Stopchicks | 5:45 am |

    Hmm…
    SOY sauce….
    SOYlent Green….
    Patty Cake…
    Rice Cake…
    Hmm…

  16. Sparky | 6:21 am |

    Q: How do you like children?

    A: Well done.

  17. pasdrole | 6:26 am |

    Was hoping for the Hansel and Gretel special…I guess the mini child will do.

  18. Droll not Troll | 7:01 am |

    @DrLex: I was thinking they meant kid, i.e. baby goat.

  19. Chris | 7:07 am |

    “GET IN MY BELLY!!!”

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:18 am |

    Thanks for getting that one out of our collective systems, Chris.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 7:31 am |

    Children are to be curried, not to be heard.

  22. Marum | 7:41 am |

    Children! They’re delightful. Provided they’re properly boiled first.

    (W.C. Fields)

  23. iLock | 7:44 am |

    Don’t worry, the mini child is just in that Poké Ball there.

  24. Biff the Understudy | 7:48 am |

    I’m Margaret Sanger and I approved this eugenics-inspired meal.

  25. Droll not Troll | 7:57 am |

    It’s brown and it came from a mini child. Are you sure it’s curry?

  26. Biff the Understudy | 8:32 am |

    Can’t be Adam Curry, then — he’s like 6’5″.

  27. Marum | 8:38 am |

    Mini Child ?

    One could say: “He was cut short.”

    (But I wouldn’t. I am far too polite). 😆

  28. coffeebot | 10:34 am |

    I never considered having children until I went to this restaurant.

  29. Kioku | 12:01 pm |

    To the person who said thats what it says, not quite. It says mini okosama where okosama is a specific style of kids meal. Okosama does howevet contain the kanu “ko” which means child. The rest is sort of making ig more respectful sounding. Giving that its still not the best translation they could have used but i think okosama doesnt translate well in a single english word/phraise

  30. Huu Yuu | 12:46 pm |

    Curry of mini me costs *puts finger to mouth* 1 million dollars!

  31. Huu Yuu | 12:47 pm |

    Taking “I want to eat you up” to a whole new level!

  32. RT | 3:16 pm |

    my wife used fertility drugs and now it’s like we’ve got an all-you-can-eat indian buffet

  33. Marum | 2:56 pm |

    @Kioku. Thanks mate. I get it now. “Hamabaagu” or “Hanabaagu”.

    Not sure which spelling is correct. My Nihongo is sketchy, to non-existant

  34. sirpaulfan | 1:39 am |

    Mini translators are very childish.

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