We will tenderly misunderstand.

posted on 6 Apr 2015 in Signs

Please miscommunicate courteously.

Photo courtesy of Matt Turner.
Found at a sports center in Toda, Japan. 

28 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I’m a gentle man at heart

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    It’s the steroids

  3. jjhitt | 4:07 am |

    If it takes a screaming barbarian in a loincloth to tell you to be tender and to mind your manners, you may want to switch to decaf.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    If the staff don’t notice you, try communicating by jungle drum.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Yo, staff! All this exercise is making me very tender.

  6. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |

    That figures. I just got new batteries for my bullhorn.

  7. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |

    And I’ve been working on my Tarzan yell.

  8. Stopchicks | 5:52 am |

    Hmmph…Tarzan strong, not tender. Tarzan yell, not whisper. New jungle rules cramp Tarzan’s style. Tarzan no like.

  9. SF | 5:59 am |

    Written by the staff.

  10. pasdrole | 6:12 am |

    At least they’re honest…

  11. Auntie | 6:24 am |

    So tender! I love the gym staffers. In their own minds, perhaps they are a white Tarzan. Anyway, very fine Engrish!

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:54 am |

    It isn’t easy to exercise when your staff is tender.

  13. Biff the Understudy | 8:36 am |

    “Tenderly crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.”

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:17 am |

    – Can it speak tender?
    – Yes! I am!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:19 am |

    – Nice to meet you, please.

  16. Marum | 9:21 am |

    I, Conan the Barbarian, recommend this restaurant

  17. Marum | 9:41 am |

    I also have a heart.

    Last battle, I collected six.

  18. Marum | 9:45 am |

    Australia’s new Foreign Minister, is not much on dress-sense.

  19. Classic Steve | 9:57 am |

    Ironically, this is better English than Tarzan ever learned.

  20. Biff the Understudy | 10:26 am |

    It spends pleasant time or it gets the h… oh, never mind. You know the drill.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:47 am |

    – Hey staff! Ole!

  22. EffEff | 1:41 pm |

    Jack the Jock says, only you can prevent jock itch.

  23. RT | 2:55 pm |

    why is tarzan cupping his mouth so he can yell, but then expressing his thoughts IN A THOUGHT BUBBLE!?!?

    jackiechanface.jpg

  24. iLock | 9:13 pm |

    ♫ And I scream from the top of my lungs
    What’s goin’ on?

    HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA!

    Ooops! Sorry… I mean heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa ♫

  25. TS | 1:09 pm |

    “Call out me tender, call out me sweet, never let me go….”

  26. sirpaulfan | 1:55 am |

    They’re especially fragile on casually Fridays.

  27. Mr Lister | 5:57 am |

    “The staff isn’t good at English”? Gee, I’d never have guessed.

  28. Tim | 10:54 am |

    Conan commands you to be tender!

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