Where’s my dinner, birch!

posted on 30 Apr 2015 in Toys

Great meal. Gonna go to the thing of the sleep.

Photo courtesy of Yoav Weiss.
Toy from China.  

41 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Let’s play!

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Perhaps bare foot and pregnant is an option

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Kirchen looks really cute (or cure) playing with that kitchen set in that picture.

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Too clever to coork

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:03 am |

    The thing?! Chop, chop, and chop.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:04 am |

    The girl’s name is Gretchen.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    – But Mommy, I wanted tentacles!

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    at the bottom of the image: “All the fittings … are belong to us”

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    The thing of the kitchen keep you so clever while it makes the thing of the nourishment.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Buy these toys at the thing of the selling.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Go home, Kirchen!

  12. DrLex | 4:14 am |

    Assembly instructions: put the thing in the stuff and connect the thingamajig to the gizmo. Your kitchen thing is now ready for a good time!

  13. Peter | 4:15 am |

    Now, with more melamine and lead!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    “Daddy, why is Mummy’s thing bigger than mine?”

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Some things are better left un-named.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Parents need to be careful when buying their daughter a plastic thing.

  17. jjhitt | 4:31 am |

    Take it from Gomez Adams: a Thing is a good thing to have.

  18. jjhitt | 4:33 am |

    I love the girl’s expression: “One more comment out of you and you’re getting this spatula right up the wazoo.”

  19. jjhitt | 4:39 am |

    “Tonight on Don Kirchen’s Rock Concert …”

  20. Tom41 | 5:07 am |

    Good job we don’t have the thing of the bathroom too…

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    If you can’t thing while working in the kitchen you can always whithle.

  22. Droll not Troll | 7:01 am |

    @Tom41: Too late!
    click

  23. Classic Steve | 7:27 am |

    When the Thing is in the kitchen, he says, “It’s cookin’ time!”

  24. CK | 8:13 am |

    An educational toy kirchen

  25. Biff the Understudy | 9:08 am |

    Kitchen Thing: Swamp Thing got a job as a short order cook.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:43 am |

    I prefer the chicken of the kitchen

  27. Marum | 12:25 pm |

    @BFC Handel and Gretchen.

  28. Big Fat Cat | 12:38 pm |

    @Marum, it’s Faust and Gretchen. Faust made a deal with the devil to renovate the thing in the kirchen and Gretchen ran off with the Thing afterwards.

  29. Eggrish | 12:51 pm |

    “The Thing of the Kirtchen”, is a title that could inspire a quality horror film. (starring my abusive wife!) ^_^

  30. Lora | 12:58 pm |

    (sings) Something’s in the kitchen with Dina, something’s in the kitchen I know, I know…

  31. Marum | 1:00 pm |

    Actually Kirchen = more than one church.

    She may be praying for something

  32. Lora | 1:00 pm |

    (sings) Something’s in the kirchen with Dina, something’s in the kirchen I know, I know…

    (much better)

  33. TS | 1:41 pm |

    Ja, ich mag die spa in Kirchen.

  34. Sparky | 2:12 pm |

    Q; How do you like children?

    A: Well done.

  35. Filboid | 3:22 pm |

    It chews one from corumn A, one from corumn B…corumns C and D hold up back of thing!

  36. Droll not Troll | 8:22 pm |

    @Marum: She’s praying at flying eggs. 😉

  37. tankero | 6:50 am |

    Kinder Küche Kirchen

  38. Marum | 10:37 am |

    @Tankero.

    That is: Taking Küche to mean “cuisine” or “plain food”

  39. JimS | 4:24 am |

    Some call her: “The Thing of the Kitchen”… We call her: “Megan”.

  40. EffEff | 9:55 pm |

    The John Bitch Society?

  41. JackSim | 11:52 pm |

    What’s wrong?

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